Sienna Miller’s Mummy Thinks You’re Mean
Tags: balthazar getty, Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller’s mum, Jo, is upset at the “feeding frenzy” surrounding her daughter’s illicit shenanigans with Balthazar Getty, and wants the big fat bullying internet to stop being so nasty.
Jo told U.K.’s Daily Express yesterday,
“You can’t understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife [Rosetta Getty] for months can cause such a scandal. It’s awful, I can’t tell you. You wonder when it’s all going to stop.”
Well Jo, maybe if your trampy daughter stopped hanging around outside naked with other women’s husbands, she might not end up crying at the Kwik-E-Mart because people call a spade a spade. Maybe if she put some clothes on and refrained from giving anyone a public tongue bath for more than two consecutive weeks, the whole world might stop calling her a dumb slut. At this point, I think it would be fair to say that the average person could provide a medically accurate diagnosis of Sienna Miller’s breast health.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
It would appear that the apple didn’t fall far from the cunt tree.
Aug 15th, 2008
bionic bunny
go!!od choice of words, syd
Aug 15th, 2008
Cuntree
evil woman being sexual….naked breasts are so evil and slutty …all women are sluts for having them. Showing the body (or even having one) is so disturbingly whorish. I wish they would just show people being shot or disected or something, now thats good clean fun. People showing affection to each other (and being spied on via zoom lens)…SLuTS.
Aug 15th, 2008
Showgrrrl
I always wondered what it would be like to even know someone named ‘Balthazar’ let alone bang one. It just rolls off the tongue so oddly. I wonder if you can shorten it? ‘Hazar’? ‘Balth’? ‘Zar’? Do people really call him Balthazar?
Wow, tangent.
Aug 16th, 2008
Jo
What a whore.
Aug 18th, 2008
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