John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Sound Off On Split
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John Mayer gave his version of why he and Jennifer Aniston are no longer together in a rambling, incoherent diatribe to the paparazzi on Saturday. He blathered to OK! Magazine
“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating. People have different chemistry, they have different lives. It’s not about years, it’s about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out. You’re either a cheater or you break up and I’m not the first, I’m the second. And that’s it. There’s no lying, there’s no [bullshit].
I ended a relationship because there was no lying. I ended a relationship to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right. I don’t waste people’s time. I don’t do the taper. It’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.
Jen’s response? There isn’t one. In conflict management they call that “the high road.” In Abby management they call it “monster pussdom.” A close friend of Jen’s told MSNBC
“[She'll] never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship. [His] childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child.
He has [this strange] relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers. He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn’t want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that. We’re talking about a guy who had a car waiting to take him home in New York, but he chose to walk so he could talk to the press (along the way).
[Plus], Jen was tired of paying for everything. Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer’s) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. … Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.”
Jennifer Aniston might be an useless wad of insecurity and neediness, but at least she’s not John fucking Mayer. That guy definitely takes the douche cake. And then probably douches with it for double douche-ocity. It’s hard to believe someone could actually suck that much with out being part Flowbee.
Single and loving it August 14th:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
could you imagine? going from being married to fucking brad pitt, to being publicly humiliated by the worlds biggest douche bag john mayer. tragic.
Aug 18th, 2008
sonya
The thing to do after such a dishonor would be to kill yourself. Such shame you bring upon your family, grasshopper.
Aug 18th, 2008
k
After a split there is hurt I’m sure Mayer was just a fling a stepping stone. I’m sure she cried no tears. She was probably releaved. Come on girls you’ve been hurt when you decided to end a relationship and gone out with bums.
Sep 13th, 2008
cor
john mayer is incredible. all you haters are losers. this website is full of crap and so are you
Sep 19th, 2008
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