Quickies: Sharp Talons
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Kate Moss once sucked face with Frank Sinatra! Old man balls must really do it their way. (Holy Moly)
Miley Cyrus as the face of LifeStyle Condoms! (Mr. Skin)
For once, Tom Cruise wants you to laugh at him! (Pajiba)
Break out the Metamucil — Madonna turned 50! (Agent Bedhead)
Maybe you should try looking for your wiener under the umbrella gun, because after seeing this version of The Penguin, you can bet it’s gone somewhere to hide. (Websters)
Hillary Clinton finally takes it in the face like a good girl should. (MollyGood)
More shirtless Michael Phelps than you can shake a gold medal at. (CityRag)
Jennifer Garner has some hideous hammer toes. (CelebSlam)
Kate Winslet insists on full penetration for her craft. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan is hard up for penis. Get it? Hard up? I’ll go get you some pens and carbons to write that one down. (CelebNewsWire)
Britney Spears upskirt — and she’s wearing panties!! (Dirty Rotten Whore)
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syd
Excellent cropping of the Phelps photo. I can practically see his junk without trying.
Aug 18th, 2008
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