Aug 18, 200816
Tori Spelling’s Fake Tits Are Melting
Tags: boobs, plastic surgery, tori spelling
I can’t imagine why “actress” Tori Spelling would admit to having had a boob job earlier this year. With a bust line that natural, you never would have never in a million years guessed that she’d undergone surgery. That’s sunset-on-the-Riviera kind of cleavage. Provided the sun were melting and the Riviera were made of silly putty and it was the mammary version of Kristallnacht, I mean. Perfection, thy name is Tori!
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
Why the FUCK would she wear a sundress? And is that necklace one of the laser engraved things you buy at the state fair?
Aug 18th, 2008
abby
Maybe somebody poured water on them. Somebody with sparkly ruby red slippers. Syd, I’m looking at you.
Aug 18th, 2008
sonya
Lilliputians could totally slalom down that cavern.
Aug 18th, 2008
syd
riiiight. A redneck dyke in sparkly slippers. Hell would freeze.
Aug 18th, 2008
avionne
Ewww…what’s really going on with her tities..why get them fake if they’re just going to deflate and look ridiculous afterwards.
http://www.NycCelebs.com
Aug 18th, 2008
abby
Dammit! Won’t somebody own up to being Dorothy? My Wizard of Oz fantasy is still incomplete.
Aug 18th, 2008
abby
P.S. I loves me a good redneck in ladies’ pumps. Just sayin’. Call me, boys!
Aug 18th, 2008
Sorceressss
They look like a Salvador Dali painting.
Aug 18th, 2008
ocbody.com doc
She looks like she will be wanting a breast lift. I will blog on this soon. Thanks.
Aug 18th, 2008
BIll
See, Global Warming affects ALL of us.
Aug 18th, 2008
B
She must have gotten her boobs done at the same place as Paula Abdul.
Aug 19th, 2008
bionic bunny
me thinks the boobs were done at the same county fair as the necklace.
Aug 19th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Besides tit fucking her, what else are they good for?
Aug 19th, 2008
andy
i still think she’s sexy
Oct 11th, 2008
steve
I wouldn’t throw her outta bed. I feel sorry for her.
Jun 9th, 2009
Avery Schaf
Exclusive Hot video with Tori Spelling
http://tori-spelling-hot.blogspot.com/?id=4149397&s=y
Really Hot!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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