Tori Spelling’s Fake Tits Are Melting

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I can’t imagine why “actress” Tori Spelling would admit to having had a boob job earlier this year. With a bust line that natural, you never would have never in a million years guessed that she’d undergone surgery. That’s sunset-on-the-Riviera kind of cleavage. Provided the sun were melting and the Riviera were made of silly putty and it was the mammary version of Kristallnacht, I mean. Perfection, thy name is Tori!

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  1. syd

    Why the FUCK would she wear a sundress? And is that necklace one of the laser engraved things you buy at the state fair?

  2. abby

    Maybe somebody poured water on them. Somebody with sparkly ruby red slippers. Syd, I’m looking at you.

  3. sonya

    Lilliputians could totally slalom down that cavern.

  4. syd

    riiiight. A redneck dyke in sparkly slippers. Hell would freeze.

  5. Ewww…what’s really going on with her tities..why get them fake if they’re just going to deflate and look ridiculous afterwards.

    http://www.NycCelebs.com

  6. abby

    Dammit! Won’t somebody own up to being Dorothy? My Wizard of Oz fantasy is still incomplete.

  7. abby

    P.S. I loves me a good redneck in ladies’ pumps. Just sayin’. Call me, boys!

  8. Sorceressss

    They look like a Salvador Dali painting.

  9. She looks like she will be wanting a breast lift. I will blog on this soon. Thanks.

  10. BIll

    See, Global Warming affects ALL of us.

  11. B

    She must have gotten her boobs done at the same place as Paula Abdul.

  12. bionic bunny

    me thinks the boobs were done at the same county fair as the necklace.

  13. Sprmcandy

    Besides tit fucking her, what else are they good for?

  14. andy

    i still think she’s sexy

  15. steve

    I wouldn’t throw her outta bed. I feel sorry for her.

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  17. nonW00t

    leave her alone fukfaces

  18. buddy ooooooooh

    Still wouldnt kick her out the bed…….unless she wanted to fuck on the floor!!!!!

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