Aug 19, 2008
Alanis Morrisette Is Fat
Tags: Alanis Morrisette, fat
Alanis Morissette and about twenty extra pounds performed at the V Festival in Chelmsford over the weekend. Mmm, beefy! You know, if the whole “angry female rocker” bit doesn’t work out, she’d make a great spokeswoman for Canadian bacon. Cut from lean boneless pork loins, pickle-cured, and rolled in a golden cornmeal! Canadian bacon — feed that bitterness consumes you from the inside. Available shingle style, whole roast, chub roast, or pepper-coated!
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Meg
Tell me you’re joking.
Aug 19th, 2008
abby
No, the misogynist in me thinks she’s a big fat fatty. Remember, being mean pays the bills. As do our advertisers! Feel free to check out aerie’s new arrivals in our sidebar.
Aug 19th, 2008
Mike V.
I guess that’s up for argument.
Although there’s no argument she needs to cut that ridiculous hair.
Aug 19th, 2008
Amy
Uhmm, let me see…She’s pregnant. It is your business to know these things isn’t it?
Aug 19th, 2008
joecoz
Pregnant, huh? When did women start growing babies in their thighs and ass?
Aug 19th, 2008
abby
“Pregnant” and “fat” are two different things. I checked on wikipedia.
Aug 19th, 2008
Diddy
She’s havin’ a baby, d-bag.
Aug 20th, 2008
Danny
I never got the ‘angry’ thing. You do one song about being ditched for another woman and all of a sudden your whole act is ‘angry’. You know nothing about Alanis. There’s nothing wrong with the hair either. Just get over it.
Aug 20th, 2008
Aaron
If that’s fat then my sister is a human schoolbus…
Aug 20th, 2008
James
I’d fuck her in a heartbeat. And so would you. Don’t lie.
Aug 21st, 2008
baloney
no prob… she just needs to start barfing again
Feb 1st, 2009
Jayde
Fat? Right - she’s absolutely obese at size 4 or 6 she is in these pictures.
Way to go, let’s perpetuate eating disorders and anorexia, Yeeah! Let’s make more teenage girls feel fat and give them more unrealistic goals by making a “news” article out of how a NORMAL, HEALTHY looking woman is “fat”.
Shame on you.
Feb 20th, 2009
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