S.S. Orange You Glad It’s Kate Beckinsale Bikini Time?
Tags: bikini, Kate Beckinsale, summer supererogative
Kate Beckinsale is 35 years old in these bikini pictures taken in Mexico yesterday. 35 years old. To put that in perspective, when my mom was 35, she was tipping the scales at 280 and routinely herniated herself hitting the TV when her stories went out. Of course, Kate Beckinsale didn’t give birth to the greatest voice of our generation, so it’s not even a competition, really. I’m pretty sure birthing this kind of talent buys you a mulligan or two on the aesthetic greens of life.

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Sprmcandy
Sweet, vary nice.
Aug 19th, 2008
mcgriff420
YUM YUM!
Me likey!
“sorry miss Beckinsale we’re going to have to numb the area,
num, num, num..
Aug 27th, 2008
Immigrant
“Greatest voice of our generation?” More like the greatest malcontent of our generation.
Sep 16th, 2008
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