Amanda Beard is Too Good for Michael Phelps
Tags: Amanda Beard, michael phelps, olympics
Human dolphin Michael Phelps might have more gold medals than God and the adoration of the entire nation, but he’s not good enough for former women’s breaststroke champion Amanda Beard. She went on “Johnjay and Rich in the Morning” yesterday to let the public know just how physically repulsive she found our golden boy. According to MSNBC
“C’mon, I have really good taste,” she told the radio hosts. “He’s not really my type, personally.” Laughing, she added, “I go for a little bit different-looking guys.” When asked if she ever kissed Michael, Amanda answered, “Ew, no!” Held hands? “Ew, no! Not even that.” Even the mere suggestion that Michael might be attracted to her inspired an “ew-that’s-so-nasty” response.
Amanda Beard has won a whopping seven medals in her lifetime, only two of which were gold, and she didn’t even qualify for the semifinals in Beijing. Michael Phelps, on the other hand, won eight gold medals in Beijing for a grand total of 16 career medals — 14 gold and 2 bronze. Michael Phelps was awarded the World Swimmer of the Year Award in 2003, 2004, 2006, and 2007 and American Swimmer of the Year Award in 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006, and 2007. Amanda Beard looks like the cadaver of some kind of Romulan-horse hybrid. Look, I’m not saying she is a communist, and I’m not saying she isn’t a communist. I’m just saying that she loves desecrating the American flag naked. Advantage always: Michael Phelps.
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9 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
Seabiscuit here dated Nascar driver Carl “Mr Ed” Edwards. He’s a nice guy, but kinda blows in the looks department. So much for her “taste”.
Aug 20th, 2008
JP
She has her own set of horse teeth, bug eyes and a very sturdy looking jaw. As she might say, “that’s so nasty!”.
Aug 20th, 2008
hate amanda beard
stupid horse face, you are not goo enough for phelps
Ugly Whore!
Aug 20th, 2008
RaraAvis
She’s stupid for making a comment like that. Who cares if he’s her type? Everyone who swims with him says he’s a nice guy. Can you really afford this type of negative publicity, Mandy? I’ll bet time will tell that you cannot…
Aug 20th, 2008
Hate Michael Phelps
Are you people nuts? Maybe she does look a little funny, but she is still far better looking that Alfred E Neuman, errrr I mean Michael Phelps. Looks wise, she is way out of his league.
Aug 21st, 2008
Shelly
Amanda Beard is just downright ugly, there’s no getting around it. I’d really hate to see her without makeup. Also, she’s a hater. Let her keep taking her clothes off and get used up, ‘ cause that’s what her future is. I despise her.
Aug 23rd, 2008
peter
What a bitch. These radio people are kissing her ass. I doubt Michael Phelps even likes her she is an ugly dog look at her a for her modeling in playboy or what ever they said so did the wrestler Chyna so that makes no differerence. To go off on an american hero like Mike Phelps for no reason just shows how jealous she is of all the attention he gets. He gets it cause he is a great hero she needs to be nasty to him to get any attention. The eason he has not said anything back is because he proberly does not know who she is. What a BITCH
Aug 30th, 2008
i hate amandaberad so much
Amanda, ugly sweetie, when YOU ain’t that cute, then you are NOT the one to be calling somebody else “NOT CUTE”. It just draws more attention to your extreme UNATTRACTIVENESS
And don’t be upset that Michael Phelps left you in the dust in the pool. poor you haha
Dec 15th, 2008
Psychochick
Michael Phelps is fugly but SO IS SHE!!!! She looks like a barracuda.
Jan 6th, 2009
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