Guess which one of the New Kids on the Block is coming out of the closet? (MollyGood)

How Disney princesses are fucking up your life. (College Candy)

I said God. Damn. Calvin. Klein. (Seriously? OMG)

Penelope Cruz deserves an Oscar for her bilingual rants in Vicky Cristina. Plus, she’s un-fucking-believably gorgeous throughout.(Pajiba)

David Beckham — the musical. Expect it to be ironically devoid of balls. (Holy Moly)

Bitchfight — Spencer Pratt vs Brody Jenner! (Websters)

Lap dances for our troops! Now there’s something the boys back home can get behind. (Mr. Skin)

Meet the House Bunnies — and then there’s Rumer Willis. (Ninja Dude)

Joe Francis says Kimberly Stewart was the best sex he’s ever had. I guess ugly girls really do try harder. (CelebSlam)

There’s a Kate Beckinsale no-panties upskirt out there with your name on it! (CelebNewsWire)

There’s a tear in your beer — and it’s going to be Jessica Simpson’s. (Bricks and Stones)

Is that a puppy in Katharine McPhee’s pocket, or is she just happy to see me? (Jezebel)

Lauren Conrad’s tits fall out at The Hills season four party. (Hollywood Rag)