Aug 20, 2008
S.S. Thar Keely Shaye Blows, Off the Port Bow!
Tags: bikini, fat, Keely Shaye, Pierce Brosnan, summer supererogative
In case you’re wondering who the behemoth in the picture is, it’s Pierce Brosnan’s wife Keely Shaye. A long time ago, she looked like this. Now she looks like she should be dodging harpoons and swallowing puppet-makers whole. I’m not sure if those are chins or just a stack of backup pancakes for emergencies. Either way, it’s probably best not to poke at ‘em. You wouldn’t want to lose a finger in the attack.
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Holy Shit! I remember seeing her on TV years ago when they first got married - she was super hot. What happened? Even if you have children, most women who would have had that body would naturally snap back into it.
Aug 20th, 2008
spatz
unless she was unnaturally thin and anorexic then and is now going back to how her body was made to be.
meh. i think its kind of cool that somebody like Peirce Brosnan would still love his wife no matter what size she is. that being said, she’s huge and shouldn’t wear a bikini.
Aug 20th, 2008
Izzy
I’m sure I’ll get flamed for saying this, but I think she’s incredible. It takes a lot of confidence to put on a bikini when you’re “overweight”. She’s a happy wife and mother who doesn’t feel the need to conform to Hollywood’s stick-thin view of women. And the fact that Pierce still thinks she’s gorgeous makes him all the more sexy.
And yeah, I have a fat ass, too. Flame on.
Aug 20th, 2008
helena
Mysogynist comment. It is a shame that you feel it necessary to spew your hateful attitude into the environment.
You must be young. Your immature attempt at humor is vicious and incredibly hurtful.
Aug 20th, 2008
sonya
I don’t care if she doesn’t feel she has to conform to Hollywood’s ideals, you still need to dress appropriately for your body. She could have put on a cute one piece or tankini with some good support to show off her rack instead of parading around in an unflattering bikini.
Aug 20th, 2008
missing-the-point
A tankini won’t help that monster. Look how deep her kankles are sinking into the sand, thats what would happen if Sasquatch walked on the beach.
Aug 20th, 2008
Good For Her
Good for her! Maybe she shouldn’t wear a bikini but so what. She’s happy and still beautiful. Just because she isn’t full of diet pills and all jacked up. Leave her alone. What a mean post!
Aug 20th, 2008
missing-the-point
Now we know what celebrity gossip blog lonely fat girls visit most…
Yeeeah! (for fatties)
Aug 20th, 2008
Dee
I would say just leyve the two of them alone. If Pierce likes what his wife got……it ok, isn´t it?
Aug 21st, 2008
Jen
I think its great that pierce loves his wife and this is proof right here! good for him for not caring about superficial things and loving his beautiful wife just the way she is!!!!! They must truly be happy together and that is NOT easy to find these days!
so all you haters need to grow up for god sakes!
Aug 21st, 2008
abby
When did this turn into “Big and Beautiful” message board? It says very plainly “for SNARKY people.” If this site were supposed to be for fat people there’d just be pictures of turkey drumsticks and ice cream cones. You know, because you can’t eat words! Not without vanilla frosting, anyway.
Aug 21st, 2008
FUCK YOU
Hey I’m all for making fun of fat people but Keely has THYROID DISEASE. Its not her fault!
Aug 21st, 2008
sonya
That’s every obese person’s excuse. “I’ve got thyroid problems. Now excuse me while I eat this carton of cookie dough”. It’s a very miniscule percentage of people who actually HAVE thyroid problems. And if they have thyroid problems it’s probably because they’ve thrown their systems out of whack by eating a bunch of garbage and turning into the Michelin Man.
Aug 21st, 2008
Lizzie (greeneyed fem)
She looks normal to me. Great rack.
Aug 21st, 2008
t-bone
A tankini would be more fitting. I wonder if the Army can supply a small tank?
Aug 21st, 2008
Motorokr
Oh how the mighty have fallen! Well I’m sure with a little *ahem* work she will be looking hot again. C’mon if you’re married to 007 you have to look presentable right?
Aug 21st, 2008
Penny
Not the most flattering shots to be sure but she’s obviously confident enough in herself to be wearing a bikini. She obviously gets no complaints from her hubby.
As for thyroid disease. My 60yo mum had hers removed years ago and she is 5′3 and weighs 54kgs. It’s is easily treatable with medication.
Aug 21st, 2008
KeKe
Superficiality reigns again. Who says men only like rail thin babes?!?!? I get aggravated when people are so angry at people for not being skinny. Ya’ll are calling Keely fat, but for crying out loud look at her stomach? I don’t know many fat cows withOUT belly rolls. How can you call her fat! I think ya’ll are having difficulties accepting REAL women. I hate to break it to you, but I have a muscular boyfriend and I shop at Lane Bryant and all the other fat girl sections. If Pierce likes it… we should love it! As if being married in the public eye isn’t enough B.S. to deal with. Pierce would probably kick your ass for talking smack about his woman. With the golden gun and all!!!
Aug 22nd, 2008
Jenni
I love this bitch! I think she looks great…like most other real women!
Aug 28th, 2008
Julia Lindsay
You are a retard who wrote this site.. Lame ass anorexic retard. I am sure you are starving your self silly to fit into your size 0 body. You are an asshole and probably have no idea what beauty is. you are conditioned by years of brainwashing,. I think Keely Shaye is gorgeous. Much prettier on the inside then you will ever be, It is obvious anyone who has to make such a snarkey remake is a sick fuck. I do hope you learn some respect one of these days.. Yeah you are snarkey and stupid.Grow up.,
Jun 30th, 2009
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