Lindsay Lohan Side Boobage

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Wait, stop me if you’ve heard this one — Lindsay Lohan was … uh, yeah, no bra. Right. I figured you had. You probably have the internet at home or something. Well, for the record, those are some of the worst looking fake tits I’ve ever seen. God damn. From that angle, it looks like she’s got Squiward Tentacles in a headlock. “Oblong” should never be an adjective you use to describe your bosom. Same goes for “jello-like consistency” and “staring at the floor.” It’s just wrong.

Shopping at Samy’s Camera on Fairfax Blvd yesterday:

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  1. Leif

    Hey Guys, what’s wrong with that???

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