Quickies: Touched for the Very First Time
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Lily Allen refuses to give up drugs. And cheeseburgers, apparently. (Holy Moly)
Heidi Montag says she’s a virgin. Suuuuure she is. Just like me. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Megan Fox has the vinegar farts. (Websters)
One of the most upsetting things I’ve ever seen, right behind “Two Girls, One Cup” and “Episode I: The Phantom Menace.” (MollyGood)
Kate Hudson in a see-through shirt! If only there were something to see! (Ninja Dude)
More Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. (The Grumpiest)
And you though Fergie couldn’t get more fugly. (UseMyComputer)
All is not well on the fat farm — Jennifer Love Hewitt postpones her wedding! (Celebitchy)
Cougar on the prowl — Sharon Stone dates a boy half her age! (Celebrity Smack)
Free naked pic of Kate Beckinsale! (Mr. Skin)
Audrina Partridge must have had her tits done by the same doctor that butchered Tori Spelling. (The Blemish)
Vintage Petra Nemcova for those of you who like to reminisce. (The Rad Report)
Suri Cruise is too cute for words. (CityRag)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
does heidi remember the episode of the hill where she thought she was pregnant?
Aug 21st, 2008
abby
maybe she doesn’t know about the whole “doin’ it in the butt” thing.
Aug 21st, 2008
Sprmcandy
Decent hair.
Aug 26th, 2008
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