Aug 21, 2008

S.S. Hot Lesbian Action at the Olympics

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Ksenia Semenova Gymnastics

Men and Women’s Individual BMX competitions were added to the roster for the first time at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, along with modifications to the 10k Marathon Swim and Women’s 3000m Steeplechase. But for some reason, the IOC still refuses to recognize the oral sport of lesbian tongue wrestling. Russia gymnast Ksenia Semenova (pictured above with her coach) is clearly a natural. Such form! Such precision! That’s a double labial press with full upper body contact, and absolutely no training whatsoever! I can’t remember ever seeing such raw talent. Oh, wait — yes, I can. The director’s cut of “Sex Starved Fuck Sluts #22.” My mistake.

Sonya’s on the scene tomorrow, so I’ll see you snarky bastards Monday!

11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Antonio

    I googled Sex Starved Fuck Sluts #22 and amazingly it exists, I’m not proud of this.

    Aug 21st, 2008

  2. abby

    neither am I…

    Aug 21st, 2008

  3. Alina

    Please document your articles before writing. In the picture above is The Romanian Olympic GOLD Medalist Sandra Izbasa. She just won the gold medal at the Olympics 2008 and she was totally happy. She’s no lesbi!

    Aug 22nd, 2008

  4. Zoe

    Sadly, there’s no lesbiatronic action here. Kissing briefly on the lips is a Russian greeting. Russian Olympic gymnasts have had this tradition since the beginning of time.

    Aug 22nd, 2008

  5. Tom

    Im sure the poster of this article completely believes that it is a lesbian kiss between some 20-30yr old and a 16 yr old.

    Aug 22nd, 2008

  6. Tim

    It was a joke, Alina.

    Aug 22nd, 2008

  7. slug

    Some people just have no sense of humor.

    However, May and Walsh rolling around on the sand in a hot embrace after winning the gold 4 years ago, now that was some hot lesbian action. I want to be the meat in their sandwich.

    Aug 22nd, 2008

  8. Sprmcandy

    Cute.

    Aug 27th, 2008

  9. Alina

    I’m not angry because u said she is lesbi - which she might be in her real life- , but plese correct her name : Sandra Izbasa, from ROMANIA, not Russia, gold medalist .

    Aug 31st, 2008

  10. jul

    wow…

    Sep 16th, 2008

  11. boby

    that;s not sandra is Ksenia Semenova. Sandra is much taller plus she looks different…

    Oct 25th, 2008

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