Aug 22, 2008
Kellie Pickler Myspace Pictures
Tags: American Idol, boobs, dumb blonde, Kellie Pickler, myspace
Taylor Hicks. Ruben Studdard. Fantasia Barrino. All American Idol winners, and all has-beens. So why would Kellie Pickler, who was in sixth place when she got booted off American Idol, and dumber than a pile of rocks, still be showing up in the news? Well, I think it might have something to do with two things, one rhymes with wand, the other with sits. Those two things, my dear friends, cover a multitude of sins. I think it says so in the Bible.
Exhibit B, from Kellie’s myspace page.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
syd
Nice work on those tits.
Aug 22nd, 2008
bionic bunny
she’s FOND of GITS?
wait, give me a minute, i’ll get it…
Aug 22nd, 2008
Tim
I think I’m retarded. I know sits=tits but what does wand=?
Aug 22nd, 2008
Tim
OH BLONDE!
Aug 22nd, 2008
TRUTH SQUAD
I think because Kellie has sold more CDs than any other Idol alum from Season 5 other than Chris Daughtry, and is one of the top selling Idol alums of all time. Because talk shows love her frankness and humor. Because she stole the show at country’s biggest awards show last year with a single performance that defined a night where all of country’s biggest stars performed. Because she won three CMT awards, more than anyone else last year, in country’s only major fan-voted awards show. Because her latest video debuted at No. 1 on country music’s top video countdown.Because she actually has a sense of humor, unlike the person who wrote this crap, which isn’t worthy of a middle-school bathroom stall.
This site is so lame I can see why I’ve never heard of it before.
Aug 24th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Holy goodness, she is fucking HOT.
Aug 25th, 2008
Milo
I would pay money to lay some pipe between those big ol’ hillbilly titties and then lay a rail of man goo across her gullet.
Oct 4th, 2008
russ
i think kellie is hot she can do what ever she likes
Oct 26th, 2008
Emmanuel Clausi
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Oct 5th, 2009
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