Quickies: Pass the Dutchie

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Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel

Skank cancer, thy name is Katherine Heigl. (WIMB)

Shaq sho’ can talk fancy! (TMZ)

When your Broadway show can’t get more than 34 myspace friends, there’s a problem. (Best Week Ever)

Too bad pot gives you the munchies, then you might end up single, stoned AND fat. (Celebitchy)

Thinking about Nick Jonas’ thick pink lips kissing anything just made me projectile vomit. (Pop Crunch)

Potato head, or pool boy in drag? Your call. (Pretty Boring)

Kloe Kardashian to use her wits and cunting. Oh my bad, I meant cunning. (The Blemish)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    well, ms. potato head got her wish. last year she stated her ambition was to “be famous”.
    i guess it could be worse, at least there wasn’t a gun involved.

    dang it, i keep hearing about this “house bunny” movie>>>>>>
    and am SO disappointed to find out has nothing to do with rabbits. hollywood bites.

    RE: shaq– whatcho talkin’ ’bout, sonya???

  2. sonya

    Ummm. Yeah. My brain checked out for the weekend. I was totally thinking that Shaq’s movie (cough cough) was called Shazaam but then I realized that it was Kazaam. So, funny not so much. Duly corrected. Thanks buns, I know I can count on you to wipe up my mess.

    Shaq still is an impressive linguist.

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