When Keeley Shaye Smith Attacks

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Sadly, this wasn’t the first time Keeley had mistaken husband Pierce Brosnan for a delicious gator-sized corndog and tried to eat him. Only his cries of “Look! It’s raining jelly doughnuts!” and “free ranch dressing hose!” were able to distract her long enough to facilitate his escape.

Speaking of things you don’t ever want to see, here’s Katie Couric in a bathing suit:

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Sigh

    She has thyroid disease.

  2. sonya

    Please pass the cookie dough.

  3. bionic bunny

    i’ll take the barf bag, thank you.

  4. abby

    Fat girls are so sensitive about their thyroids.

  5. BWeaves

    I think it’s great that he’s smooching on his wife and that she looks like a normal human.

  6. Phat girl

    When you’re bangin’ 007 you can look any damn way you want. Who you doin’ ladies? How bout you think about that when your old man gets off at the plastic factory and needs to stop off and down a few with his buds before going home to your ass. Ahhh when was the last time he looked at you with sexy James Bond eyes and laid one on you right on the beach. Yeah, she should be so ashamed of herself. Maybe she should starve herself into a size 2 and get a better life. HA, you go Keely, you sexy thang.

  7. gia

    yeah, so she is kind of thick, big deal…i think she was big when he married her, so he knew what he was getting into. i would love to see the suit from the front, in that pic it looks like the top is pulled down, so i am wondering on the design.
    eeewww katies body is okay, but her face is hideous…yuck!!

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