Aug 25, 200810
When Keeley Shaye Smith Attacks
Tags: bikini, keeley shaye smith, Pierce Brosnan
Sadly, this wasn’t the first time Keeley had mistaken husband Pierce Brosnan for a delicious gator-sized corndog and tried to eat him. Only his cries of “Look! It’s raining jelly doughnuts!” and “free ranch dressing hose!” were able to distract her long enough to facilitate his escape.
Speaking of things you don’t ever want to see, here’s Katie Couric in a bathing suit:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sigh
She has thyroid disease.
Aug 25th, 2008
sonya
Please pass the cookie dough.
Aug 25th, 2008
bionic bunny
i’ll take the barf bag, thank you.
Aug 25th, 2008
abby
Fat girls are so sensitive about their thyroids.
Aug 25th, 2008
BWeaves
I think it’s great that he’s smooching on his wife and that she looks like a normal human.
Aug 26th, 2008
Phat girl
When you’re bangin’ 007 you can look any damn way you want. Who you doin’ ladies? How bout you think about that when your old man gets off at the plastic factory and needs to stop off and down a few with his buds before going home to your ass. Ahhh when was the last time he looked at you with sexy James Bond eyes and laid one on you right on the beach. Yeah, she should be so ashamed of herself. Maybe she should starve herself into a size 2 and get a better life. HA, you go Keely, you sexy thang.
Aug 26th, 2008
gia
yeah, so she is kind of thick, big deal…i think she was big when he married her, so he knew what he was getting into. i would love to see the suit from the front, in that pic it looks like the top is pulled down, so i am wondering on the design.
eeewww katies body is okay, but her face is hideous…yuck!!
Aug 27th, 2008
myb
prostitute kelly smit ugly woman satan kelly insatiable penis.dirt woman
Sep 27th, 2008
tellintruth
Looks like they havin a baby on the beach she is fat and U G L Y i wish i could have you no wat wit him to show him how a real girl do it right.
Mar 7th, 2010
freya
to whom ever wrote this pathetic ‘article’.
Is this really what you studied at University for, to make fun of other people?
Are your parents proud of the ‘good’ (by that i mean lack there of) that your doing for the world? How do you contribute positively to society?
any man/women would not want you, by the personality you present in your writing, you are worse than any ‘ugly/fat’ person.
I don’t even know you, but I feel embarrassed for you that you lead such a stupid fucking life.
Does the world really need you, you don’t contribute positively to society by writing something like this, so do you even have a purpose. The world has no need for a mass of crap, like you.
What does your mum say when talking to friends, what does she have to feel proud of. “oh, my son/daughter writes mean things about people they don’t know for a living, i’m so very proud of them”
utter garbage (you and your writing)
haha, fuck your a loser.
Oct 2nd, 2010
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