Aug 25, 2008
When Keeley Shaye Smith Attacks
Tags: bikini, keeley shaye smith, Pierce Brosnan
Sadly, this wasn’t the first time Keeley had mistaken husband Pierce Brosnan for a delicious gator-sized corndog and tried to eat him. Only his cries of “Look! It’s raining jelly doughnuts!” and “free ranch dressing hose!” were able to distract her long enough to facilitate his escape.
Speaking of things you don’t ever want to see, here’s Katie Couric in a bathing suit:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sigh
She has thyroid disease.
Aug 25th, 2008
sonya
Please pass the cookie dough.
Aug 25th, 2008
bionic bunny
i’ll take the barf bag, thank you.
Aug 25th, 2008
abby
Fat girls are so sensitive about their thyroids.
Aug 25th, 2008
BWeaves
I think it’s great that he’s smooching on his wife and that she looks like a normal human.
Aug 26th, 2008
Phat girl
When you’re bangin’ 007 you can look any damn way you want. Who you doin’ ladies? How bout you think about that when your old man gets off at the plastic factory and needs to stop off and down a few with his buds before going home to your ass. Ahhh when was the last time he looked at you with sexy James Bond eyes and laid one on you right on the beach. Yeah, she should be so ashamed of herself. Maybe she should starve herself into a size 2 and get a better life. HA, you go Keely, you sexy thang.
Aug 26th, 2008
gia
yeah, so she is kind of thick, big deal…i think she was big when he married her, so he knew what he was getting into. i would love to see the suit from the front, in that pic it looks like the top is pulled down, so i am wondering on the design.
eeewww katies body is okay, but her face is hideous…yuck!!
Aug 27th, 2008
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Sep 27th, 2008
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