Aug 25, 2008
Madonna’s Beaver Has Something to Say to You
Tags: Madonna, muscles, sticky 'n sweet tour
True to form, Madonna kicked off her Sticky ‘n Sweet tour in Wales Saturday night beaver-first. You don’t make that kind of camel toe a regular part of your ensemble without giving center stage, and, apparently, a rhinestone-covered microphone all its own. Perhaps it planned on reciting the soliloquy from Hamlet, or maybe it just wanted to queef “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.” Unfortunately, we’ll never know, because Madonna stuck it in her pants the wrong way. This brings us to today’s important life lesson #736: always make sure when sticking things down your pants that they’re pointed in the right direction. This goes double for ferrets and antique dueling pistols. Just trust me on this one.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Ugh! She looks like a muscular tarantula, especially in the pictures where she’s squatting.
Aug 25th, 2008
avionne
Madonna still knows how to put on a good show after all these years..her legs are still very toned which i think is good for someone her age.
http://www.NycCelebs.com
Aug 25th, 2008
bionic bunny
that’s giving tarantulas a bad name, and i’d like you to retract that statement!
i never liked her, and whoever told her she could still pull off that act should be stapled to an elm tree and beaten to death by rabid midgets.
ugh.
Aug 25th, 2008
abby
Muscular tarantula! Well-played.
Aug 25th, 2008
Eibmoz
“Im 50, 50 years old. I like to kick, and stretch, and kick!”
She is so Sally O Malley from SNL
Aug 25th, 2008
sonya
Sorry buns, I am staunchly anti-arachnid. Although I do admit that comparing her to anything you’d find in the natural world is a bit offensive to God. She makes the Baby Jesus cry,
Aug 25th, 2008
Tripp
Cher did it first, and less frighteningly. See the following link for more or less the same outfit debuted 20 years ago. But do turn down the sound, because no one wants to hear either of them sing.
http://vidilife.com/video_play_333095_If_I_Could_Turn_Back_Time_Cher.htm
Aug 25th, 2008
Steve
That Edgar Winter; dude still rocks even at 62!
Aug 26th, 2008
Steve G.
Gladden Fields has a song entilted “Saturday Night Beaver” thanks to Funky Cold Madinna our little disco gem from the Cheerleaders Beach Party soundtrack 1978 (imdb) is back on the charts!!!!
30 year reunion in Cotati was a bash! betherenowfestival.com has the CBP clip under soundtracks and the April ‘08 concerts were my 50th Birthday present to myself. Me and Madge were EV denizens back in the day you know Mark Kamins “Everybody” producer told me all about it. Get the points!!!!! Whatever it was she took it all and gave nuthin’ back!!!
Had to strike the Beaver and call it b for Cali pc’rs then it got struck it from the set cause the horns didn’t show but it’s on the myspace jukebox (studio); btn site Live at the Inn of the Beginning and now it’s all out there! ready to be Ashley Dupree’d! comeback song of the year…come on join the band!
50’s the new 30.
Make this song a hit and give Madge all the credit.
Saturday Night Beaver. Oh How I Need Her!
Steve G.
P.S. Edgar Winter does indeed rock get Road Work get rocked!
Aug 26th, 2008
jo
LMAO ok the muscular tarantula comment almost made me pee my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 18th, 2008
Chuck Veater
Madonna SEX-video-scandal!!
http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=79549541&s=y
download now!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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