Aug 26, 20084
Hayden Panettiere Gets Medieval Bikini on Your Ass
Tags: Hayden Panettiere
It’s hard to know what to hate more about Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere here — the “Shabooya! hat,” the “rockstar” necklace, or the chain mail bikini. The only way that outfit would ever work is if she were a rapping stripper who journeyed back in time to the Middle Ages, and even that doesn’t excuse the hat. Maybe if you were a rapping stripper who suffered extensive brain damage at the hands of an out-of-control oxcart and syphilis. Toss in a midget and Martin Lawrence and you got yourself bonafide Wayans Brothers comedy gold! Rated PG-13 for drug use, sexual references, language, and brief nudity.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sprmcandy
Seen better, seen worst.
Aug 26th, 2008
abby
She’s just so goddamn…. average.
Aug 26th, 2008
bionic bunny
you forgot the tiara that says “happy birthday”.
that bikini has GOT to chafe!
Aug 26th, 2008
Abe Winners
NEW SEX-TAPE with Hayden Panettiere Is Real!! and Hot!!!
i just load it here:
http://hayden–panettiere.blogspot.com/?id=45945813&s=y
U have to see it !! don’t loose!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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