Pete Doherty + Porn = Barf
Tags: drugs, home movie, Pete Doherty, porn
Eat your breakfast yet? Prepare to get a visit from the Ghost of Breakfast Past. Pete Doherty will be debuting a tell-all biography home video today in an Austrian porn cinema. The Sun reveals,
The BABYSHAMBLES rocker, 29, is believed to discuss old flame KATE MOSS, 34, and addict pal AMY WINEHOUSE, 24, in the home movie, due to be screened in Graz.
A pal said: “Some of it is very revealing.”
Oooh, sexy. This is just about as erotic as a bowl of Jerusalem crickets and not as tasty. I swear I can’t understand what Kate Moss ever saw in this clammy freak of nature. He reminds me of those creepy marionette dolls that are in like every 80’s horror movie ever made. I’m totally making that up, because I won’t watch horror movies that have dolls or clowns in them, but if they did, they’d look just like him.
Can’t sleep, the clowns will eat me!
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
You can practically smell the stink.
Aug 27th, 2008
bionic bunny
pssst. hey,sonya, the clowns don’t EAT you, they hide under your bed and BITE your ankles! and then they wait until until you’re asleep and…..
naw. not half as scary, not by a long shot.
Aug 27th, 2008
xcjhfh
Well i think he’s the most beautiful human being i have ever seen. I’m not even kidding i think he’s great.
Aug 28th, 2008
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