Quickies: I Touch Myself

Aug 27, 20082

Miley Cyrus’relationship with her dad just went into J Simp territory. (Webster’s)

The Sovereign Nation of Brangelina may be increasing its population…again. (Socialite’s Life)

Maybe in Backwards World people really love Kim Kardashian. (I’m Not Obsessed)

The marriage equivalent of pretending to be talking on your cell phone because nobody is ever going to call you. (Popbytes)

Kelly Osbourne’s face is all busted up. I mean, more than usual. (IDLYITW)

Olympic moments you won’t see on NBC. (Cityrag)

Apparently batshit insane is a genetics thing. (Mollygood)

Here’s a great introduction: My mommy is also my aunt! (Celebitchy)