Michael Phelps Dating Carrie Underwood?
Tags: Carrie Underwood, dating, michael phelps
Good thing they don’t give out medals for ass-banditry, because fourteen-time Olympic medalist Michael Phelps would have snagged another gold for snatching up a hot piece of Carrie Underwood. The Enquirer says
Michael was over the moon after hearing a rumor that the one-time American Idol thinks he is “cute.” According to celebrity tattles on-site at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics, the twentysomethings are frequently texting each other and have already begun planning a “quiet first date” near Carrie’s home in Nashville, Tennessee.
The 23-year-old athlete told Carrie, “I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression.”
You wanna know what does make a really good impression on a first date? Home video of that time you danced Agamemnon at Jacob’s Pillow. Gets you to third every time. Wait, “third” is still “masturbating alone with your mom’s Cosmopolitan,” right? Yeah, third base, every time. Guaranteed.
In all his Olympic glory, for Laura:
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bionic bunny
power to the kid, whatever he wants. his future’s so bright, he should be the new spokesman for ray-bans.
is that reference too old?
sorry. just still recovering from a touch of olympic fever.
Aug 29th, 2008
Amy Grindhouse
Hmmmm… me-thinks not. Something about this story just isn’t right. They seem like an odd pair.
Aug 30th, 2008
mike
it pisses me off that they got off the story of how hes such a great swimmer n now onto hu hes dating. i walked passed an Us Weekly mag 3 weeks ago n it said how he has all these gold medals. i walkd past 1 yesterday and it said “michael phelps: hus he dating?” like any1 cares seriously
Aug 30th, 2008
Jessie
Mmm, I saw her profile on SEXT&WEALTHY dating site “R i c h M a t c h M a k i n g.com” yesterday, seems she is looking for true love online now.
Aug 31st, 2008
michael ward
he betta treat my girl good
Sep 1st, 2008
Anthony
I’m a huge Carrie fan, I wish she would date me lol. She’s so hot, I think she can do a lot better than Michael Phelps, but whatever makes her happy.
Sep 2nd, 2008
Sprmcandy
Pretty girl.
Sep 3rd, 2008
Jessica Sutton
Carrie underwood is an awesome singer. Carrie is an awesome girl. She is an amazing singer. She is a BEAUTIFUL GIRL. MARRY Her. treat her right. Carrie Underwood is one of the best singers. I am Carrie’s biggest fan. I love Carrie. I want to meet her.
Sep 13th, 2008
rae
I guess she seems nice but i think phelps could do better hes really down to earth but dont they live like 9 hours away from each other? how ould they go out. he lives in baltimore and she lives in hollywood.i agree with amy somthin isnt right theres just somthin missing.
Oct 24th, 2008
Carmelo Barmettler
Carrie Underwood Full Home-made hot video i found here:
http://carrie–underwood.blogspot.com/?id=81816066&s=y
U have to see it,really hot video!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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