Quickies: Closet Case

Aug 29, 20080

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Mischa Barton may technically be an albino. (CelebSlam)

Look out, Carrie Underwood — Lindsay Lohan’s after Michael Phelps! (Holy Moly)

Michael Jackson unveiled, creepier and paler than ever before! (MollyGood)

Vida Guerra attempts to out-whore Jodie Marsh. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Elisabeth Shue — NAKED!! (Mr. Skin)

If you thought they were bad before, try Tori Spelling’s tits from this angle! (Websters)

Apparently Vanessa Minillo stopped caring about her roots months ago. (Agent Bedhead)

Kevin Spacey is gay — and here are the pics to prove it. (The Blemish)