Quickies: Strokin’
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A match made in plastic surgery heaven — are Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson dating? (Holy Moly)
Paris Hilton bites the hand that photographs her. (Pink is the New Blog)
Poll results in — David Duchovny’s addicted to internet porn! (Celebitchy)
It’s Christina Aguilera’s good twin! (Websters)
Vladimir Putin nails some serious kitty. (Ninja Dude)
Lindsay Lohan skips out on her grandfather’s wake. In your fuckin’ face, Daddy! (MollyGood)
A flatulent rip in the space/time continuum, a wet fart that smells vaguely of Matthew McConaughey’s underarms and Perez Hilton’s swamp-ass. I give you — Disaster Movie! (Pajiba)
When did Britney Spears get all hot again?! (CelebNewsWire)
Minnie Driver is about to drop a load of baby. (pretty boring)
Keeley Hazell topless in Nuts magazine! (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Elizabeth Hurley’s timeless cleavage. (the grumpiest)
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bionic bunny
so david duchovny likes his porn in 2D. and they have a “program” to cure that.
does said program involve vern troyer or siena miller?
give me a break. before there was internet there was playboy. reading the comments of some of the harpies on celebitchy, do these women REALLY believe that every time dear hubby pulls one out in the shower, they are picturing minivan mom in house coat and curlers in the other room?? oh puh-leez! i love playboy mag. pictures for him, articles for me, we both learn something. we only stopped subscribing when 14 year old son starting getting to them before we did. geez. porn addiction, my ass.
i suppose i have a tv addiction. or, a RABBIT addiction, you know, ONE is never enough (okay, factually, that’s true). ooh, here’s one: i confess. I AM ADDICTED TO CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
there. i said it. i can’t go a day without it.
find me a rehab for THAT, you crusty hollywood types.
off. soap box. i don’t believe in so called “sex addictions” can you tell?
Sep 2nd, 2008
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