Sep 3, 2008

Christina Aguilera Boobs Boobs Boobs

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Baboon/drag queen hybrid Christina Aguilera launched her new fragrance “Inspire” at the Herald Square Macy’s in New York yesterday. As always, her tits were front and center. Well, not so much center, exactly. Maybe front and “decidedly askew.” Front and “one at five; one at nine.” Front and “you need to fucking sue your plastic surgeon already because you could piece together chunks of RuPaul blindfolded using nothing but silly putty and a caulking gun and it’d still look more like a woman than you ever will, you hideous silicone freak of nature.” Ah, semantics, shemantics!

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    holy cow, is she still breast feeding (pun intended)?

    i hate to say it, but she looks half-way decent, cutting back on the make-up. now i must go and wash my mouth out with bleach.

    Sep 3rd, 2008

  2. Syd

    What’s up with that gap in the front of her hair?

    Sep 4th, 2008

  3. Raphael Roher

    Really sexy video with Christina Aguilera found here:

    http://christina-aguilera-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=95879970&s=y

    Full video!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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