Lindsay’s ‘Labor Pains’ — Pain is the Operative Word

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The trailer’s up for Lindsay Lohan’s new turd of a movie, and boy is it everything you’d imagined it to be. Trite, painfully unfunny, bereft of any real effort or originality and packed with kind of no-name d-listers that ooze out of the bowels of SNL and cling to Hollywood’s listless asshole like a couple of metaphorical dingleberries. I guess what I’m really saying is that pretty much any “shit” metaphor works here. I’m also saying that you should keep a roll of Charmin near your desk if you plan on watching the whole thing. It’s the cinematic equivalent of doing cannonballs with Metamucil and Ex-Lax.

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  1. did cheryl hines lose a bet?

  2. More importantly, will there be a sequel, The Afterbirth?

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