Keira Knightley Attacked
Tags: attack, Keira Knightley, the duchess
Keira Knightley says she still feels uneasy and vulnerable after a stranger verbally accosted her in London last week. According to the Daily Mail
Keira, 23, said: ‘The other day I was walking down the street and was really thinking about this book I’d been sent. You know when you’re really in another place. Somebody jumped out and went, “Keira Knightley! Who the fuck do you think you fucking are? You’re such a cunt.” All this, and I’m completely on my own.’
After that horrific experience, Keira had a minder last night for the premiere of [her new movie] The Duchess. ‘It’s a weird thing to have to deal with, but it’s happened enough to make me quite jumpy,’ the actress said.
First of all, it’s not like I just “jumped out of nowhere.” I’d been camped outside her Richmond flat for a good two weeks. Secondly, my Tourette’s tends to act up when I’m nervous. What I meant to say was, “I really loved you in the first Pirates, Keira!” But what came out was “Keira Knightley! Who the fuck do you think you fucking are? Motherfuck shit shit fucking cunt Jew baby BALLS!” and also some eye twitches and compulsive spits. So, pretty much the toast I gave at my sister’s wedding word for word, only with more guys with billy clubs and handcuffs at the end. Mazel tov!
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nicole76
That woman should have shoved a loaf of bread down her throat. She looks painfully hungry.
Keira Knightly is a dumb bitch and needs to stop “acting” in those shitty period pieces. I can predict every movie she has ever been in: She gets mad and bitches at someone–usually a man, revealing her scowly face and mouth that never closes, which in turn reveals her horribly jumbled teeth.
She looks like a hissing cat all the time. Does she ever stop pursing her hunger chapped lips?
Sep 4th, 2008
Bonzo
Well after such a terrible, traumatic event she should have went home and ate a big bowl of Ice cream. Actually she should eat about 10 of them. She looks like she’s about to starve to death.
Sep 7th, 2008
Sprmcandy
She is a vary beautiful cunt.
Sep 8th, 2008
x
seriously people, jealous much? Stop bitching that the woman is skinny, she looks amazing and gets far too much stick just because she isn’t of average size.
Fat celebs never get as much of a hating as skinny ones, maybe some of you need to take a look at yourself for once..
Nov 7th, 2008
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