Sarah Palin Wants You to Shut Up… Or Else!
Tags: Sarah Palin
Here’s a picture of Sarah Palin that someone Photoshopped. Photoshop is funny. Of course, it becomes slightly less funny when you think about how often she probably fantasizes about wielding a shotgun to get people to shut up about her knocked-up teenage daughter (abstinence-only education rocks!) or her beauty pageant history, or that interview she gave awhile back when she said she didn’t even know what the Vice President does every day. Oh, and the fact that nobody wants some podunk governor from Wasilla, Alaska in charge of anything, especially when her running mate is 72 goddamn years old and has a 33% statistical change of dropping dead within the next eight years. And then there’s that part about how in the 90s she was a member of the Alaskan Secessionist Party, which is more than a little embarrassing when you consider the stink McCain made over Obama’s lack of a patriotic lapel pin. She would also like you to shut up about how she’s campaigning with a candidate who wants to drill Alaska for oil (yeah, the same Alaska of which she is Governor). Most of all, she really really REALLY wants people to shut up about puppet running mates and Geraldine Ferraro and McCain’s lack of support for the pay equity bill and that asinine comment she made about “shattering the highest, hardest glass ceiling once and for all” because she totally seriously thought Vice President was the most important, you guys! Oh my God, shut up shut up SHUT UP!
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jo
So when did this turn into a political blog? You’re welcome to your opinions, but at least get your facts straight.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/alaska-party-official-says-palin-was-not-a-member/?apage=6
Sep 5th, 2008
spatz
oh boy, and all the conservatives are going to come out of the woodwork.
that pictures hilarious!
Sep 5th, 2008
sarah
Jo, Palin’s husband was a registered AIP member from 1995 to 2002. She is said to have attended their 1994 convention, which is also when she supposedly registered with them. Whether she did attend the ‘94 convention is in some dispute, but she is on record as having attended their 2000 convention, and addressing both the 2006 and 2008 conventions. AIP Vice Chairman Dexter Clark said at the 2007 North American Secessionist Convention (on film) that Palin was an “AIP member before she got the job as a mayor of a small town — that was a nonpartisan job. But you get along to go along. She eventually joined the Republican Party, where she had all kinds of problems with their ethics, and well, I won’t go into that.”
It’s interesting to me that it took nearly a full year and a run for the Republican Vice Presidency before anyone in her camp could be bothered to demand a retraction of claims of her secessionist history.
In any case though, Photoshop is still funny. Check out the goofy look on her face!
Sep 5th, 2008
Gweilo
I’m guessing the ’shopped part is the guy with the smoke and a brew.
Sep 5th, 2008
HA
I love how Palin has got you liberals shaking in your boots.
She’s more qualified to be President than Obama, and you all know it.
Keep throwing little stones, you’re just helping McCain win.
So sorry we couldn’t help you elect an empty suit who has nothing to offer but charm, race-baiting, and a Jimmy Carter Cliffs Notes book.
p.s. Oh yeah, Palin looks better than you too. CHA-CHING!!!!!!!
Sep 5th, 2008
Sorceressss
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, no politics here
I’m so sad now…..
Sep 5th, 2008
sonya
Surely you have a spell to make it go away, sorceresss? at least some brew?
Sep 5th, 2008
Sorceressss
I will have to look up a spell, as for a brew, I have a lot of that, and wine and booze to! As a matter of fact, I’m on my second beer of the day.
Don’t judge!! It’s after 12:00
Sep 5th, 2008
bionic bunny
i’m with sonya and sorceresss. the pic is funny, but let’s leave politics off this site, it’s everywhere else.
all in favor say “aye”!
oh, and girls, i have a magnificent brew made with tequila, grand marnier, and lime juice. it won’t make anything go away, but it WILL make you not care!! judge? hell, the sun’s over the yardarm somewhere!!
Sep 5th, 2008
sarah
I don’t think you guys need to worry that the site will ever become very political. I mean, unless more photos start popping up of politicians in bathing suits, in which case we better start praying that they’re ALL Photoshopped, because I’d rather gouge out my eyes with a melon baller than see those asses in Speedos. Otherwise, the focus will remain steadfastly on peddling flesh and talking smack about who’s screwing whom, and who’s acting drunk and stupid, because these are the issues that really matter.
Sep 5th, 2008
Sorceressss
I’ll drink to that… Oh wait, I already have!
Sorry
Sep 5th, 2008
Look closer
She is holding a bb gun not a real rifle.
Sep 9th, 2008
mike
she’s just a rambling drone, same old republican song and dance.You stupid people voted for bush well almost half anyway and you see what kind of shape the country’s in now.Vote republican again and watch it keep on sinking.I’m afraid it might be too late already to turn it around.Anyway good thing its just a b-b gun.she probably thinking come George lets go shot some niggers.
Oct 2nd, 2008
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