S.S. Michelle Hunziker Waves Goodbye to Summer
Tags: Michelle Hunziker, summer supererogative
I barely even know who Michelle Hunziker is, but she’s blonde and tan and on the beach in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, so there you go. Stare at her ass while I attempt to discuss something with you, pervs.
It’s September now, meaning our Summer Supererogative is sadly at an end. However, I know boobs and bikinis are like meat and potatoes around here, so perhaps you kiddies would like us to continue the S.S. series? We’ll need to rename it, obviously, because I live in Minnesota and labeling a post “Summer Supererogative” in December when it’s like 57 below zero would probably kill me.
With winter barreling down upon us, near nudity will be increasingly rare. Maybe we could call it Skin Sightings? I don’t know. That’s pretty lame. Maybe just Seasonal Supererogative? I am bereft of decent names. This is a cry for help! No, seriously, it really is. Help us rename the S.S. series. Vote for your favourite pathetic option, or list any suggestions in the comments. I’m betting you guys can come up with better names that the garbage I’m managing right now.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nooken
Simply Sumptuous
Super Sumptuous
Sheik Shocking
Summer Substitutes
These are probably pretty lame too, just trying to help.
Sep 5th, 2008
Syd
Dude! You put a smile on my lezzie face with this post.
Sep 5th, 2008
ohdear
Ok, seriously..
who gives a shit what the prefix of some sluts headline is. Just put the sluts name I really don’t think the S.S or ANY other choice is relevant when were all just sleezily gawking at bikini pictures anyway..
Sep 5th, 2008
Sachin
I love her and her “itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini”
Sep 5th, 2008
UgliestGuy
How bout a simple and obvious ‘Yeeeaholicious’, you know…, cause…, this site’s name is…, and boobs are…, uhh never mind.
Sep 6th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Pretty blonde hair.
Sep 8th, 2008
Izzy
Slut Sighting
Sexy Shit
Skin Service
Sep 8th, 2008
SweenceEffikE
Really to find the in Google.I can give the additional information.
In whom it is possible to order the? Who can help?
Feb 19th, 2009
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