Akon Hates His Fans
Tags: Akon, assault
We all remember Akon, don’t we? You know, the rapper that dry-humped a high school freshman onstage at one of his concerts in May of last year. The same guy who’s staring down criminal charges for shot-putting another fan into the crowd a month later. Well, he had another concert in South America this weekend, and see if you can guess what happened. Was it:
A) An open forum and discussion on The Collected Poems by Sylvia Plath;
B) Got pantsd by a fan;
C) Punched some bitch in the face; or
D) Both and B and C
Yep, there’s something you don’t see everyday. A rapper with violent misogynistic tendencies. Next you’ll try telling me he has an arrest record as long as his arm and absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for the alienation motifs in Sylvia Plath’s poetry. Balderdash, sir!

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bionic bunny
who?
that’s actually hysterical. even his fans don’t want to touch him?
Sep 8th, 2008
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