Virgin for Sale!
Tags: howard stern, natalie dylan, virginity
Howard Stern continues to break air wave ground by auctioning off a girl’s virginity live on his radio show today. And you thought you had to strap a bomb to your chest in a market square to score a couple of virgins. In your fuckin’ face, jihad! Woo! According to The Sun
The 22-year-old brunette, who is using the pseudonym of NATALIE DYLAN “for safety reasons,” says the money will pay for her college tuition. She was introduced to Howard by the owner of a legal Nevada brothel, where her sister already works. The winner of the auction will get to consummate the relationship at the brothel.
But how will we know she’s really a virgin? I mean, anybody could say they’re still a virgin. People say a lot of things. I’m an off-duty police officer; No hablo ingles; That hooker looked like that when I found her; etc., etc.
In case anyone doubts her virginity, she is willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynaecological exam. The auction will be launched on Stern’s Sirius radio in San Diego today and conducted on the brothel’s website.
Can you really put a price tag on your virginity? Surely there’s no way to assign monetary value to your flower. ‘Cause if that’s the case, then I went for a whopping fourteen dollars and eighty-nine cents. Or whatever three bottles of Boone’s Farm and Captain D’s dinner runs when adjusted for inflation.
28 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I’m betting that she actually already works at said brothel. She’d pass a polygraph test with flying colors because she lies all day to her clientele about HOW BIG they are, and OOOH that feels good, blah blah blah, and then she can always get one of those operations that reattaches the hymen. Instant virgin! Just add money!
Sep 9th, 2008
bionic bunny
umm. yeah. what sonya said.
Sep 9th, 2008
Sprmcandy
The skank not worth a $1.50.
Sep 10th, 2008
PleaseTrimYourNosehairs!
CORRECTION – Howard did NOT auction – HE ONLY HAD THE GIRL ON AS A GUEST TO DISCUSS IT – the Bunny Ranch in Vegas is doing the auctioning. Please get your facts straight!! But you have a much better pic of her – see the story at http://www.howardstern.com…I don’t believe for a second that she’s really a virgin, either.
Sep 10th, 2008
Jemsetter
Ya…whatever Nose hair. Howard would sell his daughters virginity if he could make bucks out of it! I don’t believe your crap about any of this shit! YOU get YOU facts straight Wise-Ass…..Go spend your money on that radio crap – give it all to howard and his retards!
Sep 10th, 2008
Brandon
Actually, it’s true, Howard just interviewed the girl, he has nothing to do with the auction. That’s like saying he makes porn movies and owns strip clubs because has porn girls and strippers come in. He also has actors, musicians, and other “normal” people come in, but it doesn’t mean that he has anything to do with their work. Your attacking someone for mentioning this makes it seem like you have an axe to grind.
Also, the comment about him selling his daughters for a few bucks is pretty ridiculous as well. You are basing this on what exactly? Considering you generate income for the website through selling advertising as well as posting nip-slips and up-skirts, you should hardly be criticizing what others do for money.
Sep 11th, 2008
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Jemsetter is just another one of those people who doesn’t listen to the show but comments on it anyway. Alot of people just don’t “get it”.
Sep 11th, 2008
WT Fuch
The auction was rejected by Ebay and is now hosted by the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Howard Stearn just had her on his show. He’s not the auctioneer people! Get you facts straight! Yeaaaaah!
Sep 12th, 2008
vikas
i think she is completely virgin as she had not sleep with me.
Sep 12th, 2008
ANUS
forget the polygraph
let her have it in the ass
if she screems shes still
a virgin
Sep 12th, 2008
billy
hahahah you tell them anus right in the bum
Sep 13th, 2008
Leo
Howard Stern is the man. Possibly he invited her for a Sybian testdrive as well. =D
Sep 15th, 2008
ronniedeese
my bid is $5.00
Sep 16th, 2008
ronniedeese
$5.00 make u hollarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sep 16th, 2008
MEXICANO MONTERREY
Oye belleza: Tienes un lindo rostro y así debes tener de hermoso todo lo demás, pero yo creo que ya deben haberte ensartado por todos los poros de tu bello cuerpo, pues a tu edad y en Estados Unidos, la única virginidad que debes tener son los lagrimales!
Sep 17th, 2008
joel
Does She Allow Anal ??
Sep 17th, 2008
stankybro
actually, howard stern has nothing to do with the auction, only interviewed her on his show where he confronted the accusation. dennis hof, the owner of the moonlite bunny ranch in moundhouse, nevada about 30 miles south of reno, nevada, not in las vegas as mentioned before, is the one responsible for the auction. lot of ignorant people out there not checking facts before getting involved. the girl has not previously worked at the brothel either, her sister did to get college money and that is how she became involved with the bunnyranch. last but not least, i wouldn’t pay a dime to fuck her, unless i was drunk and high on a cocaine binge, where i might spend about $150.00
Sep 17th, 2008
John
I would pay 500,000.00 she did say how many people could be there. I’ld have all my boys wear her ass out. Money is no object. She would’nt be able to finish what she started.
Sep 18th, 2008
DEMONIO
yo, si le invito unas chelas y unos tequilitas para que afloje el cuerpecito tan lindo que debe tener, despues del trato que yo le diera hasta me saldria pagando ella ja, ja, ja, y si tiene alguna duda que me contacte. bye y cuidenselo
Sep 25th, 2008
dominique
im a virgin too so whats goddie hit me up on myspace baby lol no trains
Oct 24th, 2008
Amber
this is absolutley wrong if she is a christianthenthe lord would not approve of this but it is her life and u have to pay for college some how
Oct 29th, 2008
steve
This has got to be a publicity stunt from Dennis Hof. If you think about it, you can see though the smoke. Either this girl is really smart (or thinks she is) or really, really dumb. If she had done the deal through a lawyer, she coulda got more of the money instead of the half she’s gonna get after splitting it with Dennis, if the deal even goes down at all. Second, while virgins have nice tight pussies, they are also usually lousy lays becuase, ummmmm, they are VIRGINS. Duh!!!! If you’re paying for sex, you want to have the best sex of your life, a virgin just doesn’t have the experience to give you that. Its a recession, so the cat houses must be hurting as well as many people just struggle to put food on the table and keep a roof over their heads.
Nov 18th, 2008
Matt
lets be onist, loosing your virginity is no big deal.
how many people can onistly say there 1st time was amazing????
for most people its crap and one big mistake, so to make money out of it, is quite a clever idea to be fair to the girl.
she’s great looking,obviously clever and she has marketed herself very well.
shes looking to make alot of money i dont know why i didnt think of it!!!
and i would pay a tenner to take it?????
Jan 13th, 2009
Joe
Your virginity is something given to us by God! It is sad that we dont see it as any “big deal” any more. We are all breaking God’s heart.
Jan 21st, 2009
nikt
i just checked out the bunny ranch website, just to see. it’s funny that when you go into the featured listings section, and view the 500 girls who work at the ranch, guess who shows up??? Miss Virgin USA. click her picture and you are given an option to book an appointment, complete with your chosen date and time. Sounds like a PR stunt the ranch is pulling off…and succeeding quite well i might add.
Jan 22nd, 2009
MaryKatherine
i actually think this is a really good idea iom still a virgin by choice but i rally think it would be cool to sell it so i can pay for school and stuff
Feb 18th, 2009
linda linda
to soyna,
studies show that some girl are born without hymen, or her broke when she was ridding a horse or insert a tampon in.
therefore having a hymen or not doesnt really show she is a virgin or not.
nowadays, too many people watch porns and masterbate or finger themselves…so there is really no way to tell.
i guess tightness will help…but bigger woman is losser down there.
so i guess trust is the key in your future partner
Mar 7th, 2009
abu
go on lay down let enjoy and fucks {gold leaf}
May 21st, 2009
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