Somebody’s Getting a Visit to the Chamber!

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Dawson’s Creek vet and ex-boyfriend Joshua Jackson surprised his former co-star/girlfriend Katie Holmes with a bouquet of flowers while she rehearsed All My Sons on Broadway yesterday. Glibby glib glib glib! I smell a Today Show-style meltdown! The Daily Mail says

‘Katie has been looking skinny and depressed and rather than do nothing Joshua wanted to check everything was OK,’ a source [said]. ‘They haven’t spoken in a while and he was worried. So he just decided to drop by. It was really sweet, he just turned up unexpectedly with a bunch of flowers and said: ‘Hello stranger.’ Katie was shocked, but so happy to see him. It was a wonderful surprise. She gave him such a big hug.’

Jackson wanted to reassure the 29-year-old that she still had friends of her own age and outside of Scientology. ‘Joshua made it clear she wasn’t alone. He’s not out to cause trouble. Her life is truly bizarre now. Josh would love to see Katie as the carefree and relaxed woman he once knew.’

What do you want to bet that Joshua’s little “concerned gesture” just bought Katie another 12 hours in the chamber? Clockwork Orange headdress, L. Ron Hubbard on continuous loop, ice-water head-dunking, the works. At the very least he’s rewiring some of the circuits and switching her to solar cell. Think of the money he’ll save in the long run!

Out and about in New York Sept 4th:

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    good for him! FREE KATIE!
    unfortunately, you’re probably right, abby. dollars to donuts tommy girl makes an unplanned new york trip with the alien child with a scio “handler” claims katie is suffering from “exhaustion” and whisks her away for a 2 week “holiday” to the nearest facility.
    i’ll bet her understudy is thrilled.

  2. Captain-Insano

    Ringo!

  3. Poor Katie. :( She looked happy in the marathon. Katie, you should run more. Run far away.

  4. Six Million Dollar Man

    Some people really don’t like seeing other people doing well, I guess. I wonder how many of the above (or below) gents are doing well in life and succeeding like Katie does? I guess you guys can keep being jealous….

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