Pete Wentz Played Russian Roulette

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You might not know this, but we came this close to losing the national treasure that is Pete Wentz. Sign of the cross, quick! According to Page Six

Wentz once played a scary game of Russian roulette while in a booze-and-pill stupor. I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself,” the Fall Out Boy star confesses in next month’s Playboy. “My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien.”

By my calculations, that’s the third time God has majorly blown it. The first being when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans instead of France and the second being when Pete Wentz wasn’t a stillborn with spina bifida. Way to drop the ball, Jehovah!

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. joecoz

    What happened to all the “troubled” musicians that used to bang groupies, shoot drugs, and drink themselves into comas? Now we get eyeliner wearing pussies that are on antidepressants. Music sucks nowadays. It must have gotten really scary for gay Pete here drinking those Zimas and popping a few Alleve.

  2. bionic bunny

    ambien? freaking sleeping pills? damn things barely put me to sleep, much less make me stupid.
    yeah, blame the drug company, asshole.

  3. abby

    He’s just like that girl who in seventh grade who tries to kill herself overdosing on fucking Advil. Except gayer than that girl in the seventh grade who tries to kill herself overdosing on fucking Advil.

  4. NotBlonde

    Oh please. This little douche is totally lying. “We were drinking and had taken Ambien”?

    Abby is right. He is like that dumbass chick who says she’s gonna commit suicide by overdosing on Tylenol/Advil or drowning herself in her bathtub.

  5. missing-the-point

    yah, revolving pistols are SO popular with today’s youth. all of my friends have one, so that whenever we re-enact our teenage angst years - pretending we’re from the 1880s - we grab our trusty revolvers!

  6. What really happened is that Pete ate a Mentos and then pulled the trigger on a water gun pointed at himself. Fucking emo douchebag.

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