Sep 10, 2008

Jessica Simpson Stinks Up Good Morning America

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Jessica Simpson’s live performance on Good Morning America yesterday sucked bigtime, and not just because she was singing Jessica Simpson songs, either. She had to restart “With You” fifteen seconds in because of audio difficulties and was wearing a dress only a bingo-loving retiree could love, bless her heart. See, “bless her heart” is what we in the South say instead of “I hate you.” Kinda like, “I declare!” instead of “fuck you” and “Why, you look like 10 pounds of shit in a five pound sack!” instead of “you look just like Jessica Simpson.”

Simple Jessica… once there was a retard (on CBS’ morning show):

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. d

    Seriously? That flaming bag of poo posing as a song was number 1?

    Sep 10th, 2008

  2. bionic bunny

    jessica simpson and the milk guy >>>>
    could have the stupidest children on the planet. even more stupid than denise richards.

    Sep 10th, 2008

  3. bionic bunny

    okay, where did the effing milk guy go?

    Sep 10th, 2008

  4. istara

    I thought that was pretty professionally handled - live audio can be very temperamental, and credit to her for actually singing live not miming. They restarted within seconds, that’s impressive.

    Don’t like the song much though.

    Sep 12th, 2008

  5. Bennett Riscen

    Jessica Simpson bikini video online !!

    http://jessica-simpson-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=96769762&s=y

    really sexy!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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