Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to Wed
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, marriage, Samantha Ronson, wedding
Sorry boys — Samantha Ronson has officially laid claim to Lindsay Lohan, publicly announcing that she will be marrying everybody’s favorite Firecrotch within the next six months. According to The Sun
Sam used her DJ slot at [the] Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
And it’s also to underestimate the power of the penis. Can you tell the sun not to set or the stars not to shine? It’s Lindsay fucking Lohan, people. The only way you’d have a better chance of hitting that is if your penis were a lightning bolt and Lindsay were made of tinfoil and metal rods.
Do your tits hang low:
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When did LL get so skinny again?
Sep 10th, 2008
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