Sep 12, 2008
Eva Longoria, Natural Beauty
Tags: eva longoria, makeup
Ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius once said, “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.” Um, okay. That whole “not seeing it” bit must go double for Eva Longoria here. She looks like she ought to be wiping down the Slurpee machines on the 7-11 night shift or bringing me fresh towels and linens, not starring in a television series on ABC. Curiously, the local Home Depot reported record sales of paint thinner and putty knives the very same evening Eva was photographed without her makeup. Coincidence? You do the math! No, really. You do it. Book learnin’ and arithrimication weren’t never my strong suits in school. Don’t you judge me!
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just sayin'
You are too right.
I swear, most of these latina actresses look like cleaning ladies to me, especially when they’re not fixed up. Then again, even when they ARE fixed up, they end up looking more like hookers or “chongas.”
I honestly can’t think of any exceptions. Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jennifer Lopez…cleaning ladies, all of ‘em.
Sep 12th, 2008
abby
Is it just me, or is it sarcastic in here? I ALSO said “7-11 employee.” I never once used the word “dirty foreigner.” I just implied it.
Sep 12th, 2008
SuzeAnn
Yeah cuz…Raquel Welch (bolivian), Salma Hayek (Mexican), Fergie (of Mexican descent), are some pretty ugly ducklings. Oh wait a minute what about all those Victoria Secret brazilian models..damn what a shame just gross.
Sep 18th, 2008
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