Amy Winehouse has apparently been living in some fantasyland where drugs make you pretty and healthy. She just realized what any organism with half a funtioning eyeball knows–she’s hideous! Thank you, Captain Obvious! The Sun reports,

Amy Winehouse refused to go to her own birthday party after realising how drugs have ravaged her looks and ranting: “I look “f***ing ugly”.
The Grammy award-winning singer had a furious row with best pal REMI NICOLE as she desperately tried to convince her to attend her own 25th bash. A pal said: “Amy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked. Unfortunately her lifestyle has had a major affect on her appearance and it’s only just started to sink in. She kept saying she was ugly and was in an awful state. They couldn’t get her out. Remi had organised the night and made a huge effort. They had a huge row. Amy can be very selfish — there was no convincing her and she ruined the night for everyone, including herself.”

First of all–she’s only 25??? I’m pretty sure she forged her birth certificate because DAY-UM. She looks like one of the residents at a nursing home, you know, the one who dyes her hair black and wears so much makeup you’d need a chisel and steel wool to exfoliate, who chain smokes and sings show tunes and smells like pee. Welcome to reality, Amy. It’s a snaggle-toothed bitch, ain’t it?

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