Jennifer Lopez Finishes Triathlon in 2 1/2 hours
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Inspiring cleaning women everywhere, Jennifer Lopez sucessfully completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2 1/2 hours. US Magazine reports,
The singer, 39, pumped her arms in the air and smiled broadly as she crossed the finish line of the swimming-running-biking event.
“Thank you guys so much,” she told the crowd. “This is an amazing day.
“I feel really great and so glad I finished and that I made it out of the water but more amazing than that, I feel really great that we raised $127,000 for the Children’s Hospital [of Los Angeles] and hopefully it’ll go to good use,” Lopez added.
The Lord of the Undead managed to avoid the sunlight to make it out and support his bride, even managing to slip her some Elixir of Mercury to aid her speed.
Husband Marc Anthony was on the sidelines being supportive. The couple kissed between the biking and running portions of the race.
She naturally did really well in the swimming portion of the race, since her ego is so overinflated it acts as a natural flotation device. No word of whether or not the local porpoise population was there to cheer her on.
The new Michael Phelps in Malibu on the 12th:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Yeah, but how long did it take her ass to catch up?
Sep 15th, 2008
espy
I am so glad you said that, about J-Lo.
In fact, all these latina actresses look like cleaning ladies to me. When they’ve dressed down, I feel like telling them to scrub my floor. When they dress up, they look so whorish I feel like telling them all they’ve got to offer up is their ass to some black hip-hop star.
The only reason they make any money is because this country is getting overrun by latin skidmarks.
Sep 15th, 2008
bionic bunny
oh, you have GOT to be kidding me!
what about that foot injury?
and what was the winning time?
i’m thinking body double.
Sep 15th, 2008
LOL
Wow! Can someone say jealousy?…I bet ESPY wishes he/she had some flavor.
Sep 16th, 2008
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