Quickies: It’s a Carp!
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Raise your hand if you think Sam wrote this rant for Lindsay. (Mollygood)
Heidi Montag’s ears miss out on the plastic-surgery love. The better to hear you with, my dear! (Webster’s)
I think Davy Jones might have bigger boobs than me. Bastard. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kurt Cobain’s daughter Frances Bean has a suicide-themed birthday party. This one’s for you, dad! (Celebitchy)
Meg Ryan is convinced her career is almost over because of her age. Trust me sweetie, it’s your lips that are freaking the carp out of everyone. Zing! (Holy Moly!)
Wear Diddy’s new fragrance, I Am King, and you too can have hot tail like Bar Rafaeli! (The Bastardly)
I guess the weight of JLo’s ass canceled out the buoyancy of her ego, thus requiring her to get towed in. (The Blemish)
Jessica Alba’s mom boobs are mammariffic! (Ninjadude)
Raise the terror alert to red! A.J. McLean of the Backstreet Boys to release more music! (TMZ)
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bionic bunny
HAHAHAHAHAHA…. half a mile!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG, i can’t breathe..
ahem.
dear meg ryan;
get a clue. see: cloris leachman. that is all.
obviously sam wrote that for linds. most of the words are spelled right.
“be adequite”, anyone?
Sep 15th, 2008
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