Who is Jenna Dewan, you may ask? Hells if I know. So off I went to IMDB.com for a little education. She has quite the illustrious resumé. She’s been in such cinematic gems like Step Up and the lesser-known, almost straight to DVD horror movie, Tamara. The movie has something to do with her being an unpopular ugly duckling who is the victim of a prank by her classmates, which accidentally leads to her death. So naturally she comes back as a sexy seductress and exacts her revenge. What I want to point out here are the “Memorable Quotes” from the IMDB page. (There’s three quotes, to be exact.) Here’s two of the best(!) of them:

Tamara Riley: [answers the phone] Sorry, Sean can’t come to the phone right now, he’s fucking Patrick.

Kisha: [on Tamara being alive] Well did you talk to her?
Patrick: Talk to her? Hell No! I was too busy shitting my pants!

Cinematic GOLD! And that, dear boys and girls, is your lesson for the day. When dealing with the bloodthirsty undead, remember to bring a change of underwear! The More You Know, brought to you by Sonya.

Sexy seductress Jenna paddleboarding