J. Lo is a J. Liar
Tags: injury, Jennifer Lopez, project runway, triathlon
The mysterious foot injury that prevented Jennifer Lopez from appearing as a guest judge on the season finale of Project Runway last Friday was noticeably absent when she competed in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon just two days later. Something smells fishy, and it’s not just JLo’s cave bacon after that four-mile run! According to MSNBC
One of the rumors swirling around Lopez’s sudden injury is that she was angry with The Weinstein Company, which produces the reality show.
“Jennifer was hoping for a part in an upcoming Weinstein film, and she was told the day before (the ‘Project Runway’ show) that she wasn’t getting it,” the source says. “She was angry, so she pulled out.”
Interestingly, that was the first time I’ve ever seen the words “angry” and “pulled out” in a sentence without the words “forgot to.” Fortunately, that’s never an issue when doing it in the butt. That’s why four out of five sluts recommend anal sex over traditional vaginal intercourse. Sure, you might have anal herpes and hemorrhoids the size of golf balls, but by God, you’re not going to end up pregnant by some dude who puked in your hair and whose last name you can’t remember! The more you know…
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JLo at the Oscar de la Renta and Marc Jacobs shows during Fashion Week:
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