Ellen DeGeneres is a Cover Girl
Tags: cover girl, ellen degeneres, Megan Fox
Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been announced as the newest face of Cover Girl cosmetics. E Online reports
The Emmy-winning daytime queen… will star in a new print and commercial ad campaign that’s rolling out in January. [DeGeneres said], “I am very, very excited about it. It’s a very cool thing, I’m honored, and the photo shoot was ‘Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, CoverGirl.’ “
Cover Girl is really trying to cover all the bases here. They’ve got Drew Barrymore for the white women, Rihanna for black women, Queen Latifah for fat women, and now Ellen DeGeneres for middle-aged lesbians. But what about dyslexic Mongolian power lifters? How long will that target demographic be ignored? It’s time that cosmetic companies started catering to the learning-disabled barbell-wielding women of East-Central Asia! We will not be ignored!
Megan Fox at the L.A. premier of Eagle Eye yesterday because she’s not middle-aged and ugly like some cover girls I know:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Stacey
But isn’t Queen Latifah also gay? And black! But still vanilla enough that she has white appeal. They could have just used her to cover all demos. Or, you know, Oprah. But I guess I just possess a little bit more “business sense” than Cover Girl.
Sep 17th, 2008
sonya
What about us Hispanic women? Oh yeah, we’ve got the woman who cleans up after the Cover Girls! YAY! I’m represented too!
Sep 17th, 2008
bionic bunny
ellen wears make up?
and sonya, name me one famous latina you’d like to have represent.
honestly. j-ho? alba? wait, didn’t penelope cruz do an ad?
girlfriend, you’re the best we’ve got. we start shooting on saturday. bring the quac and the tequila.
Sep 17th, 2008
Bob
Urgh, Megan Fox is ridiculously ugly. She pulls a tramp face in every picture and really is nothing special at all. Makeup overload. I’ll pass, thanks.
Sep 22nd, 2008
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