Eva Mendes is a Real Patriot

Sep 17, 2008

While at New York’s Fashion Week promoting her new bedding line for Macy’s, Eva Mendes revealed that she had gotten laid in all 50 states in the union. Road trip! Road trip! According to the Daily Telegraph

Mendes assured reporters her 50 state feat was not with 50 different men. “A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,” Mendes said.

As for where she had the best sex, she revealed it was in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good.” The worst sex she had was in Alaska.”I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air sponsor a trip for her there for that purpose.

I don’t see what the big effing deal is. So she might have had sex in all fifty states. Big deal. You know, I once did it behind the Liberty Bell on a high school field trip, but you don’t see me bragging about it. Okay, so it was more of “just the tip.” And it was last week. Um… mutual masturbation? FINE. It was just me with my pants down. I hope you’re happy. It still counts because I was arrested. Who’s the big patriot now, Ms. Mendes? The Liberty Bell is a national institution!

Pimping her Calvin Klein inew fragrance in Rome Sept 15th: