S.S. What the Hell’s Wrong With Lindsay’s Face?
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, s.s.
Lindsay Lohan attended the “Ugly Betty” premiere party in NYC Monday night two days before her guest role on the show was set to wrap, and mother of God is her makeup awful. Her face is a good five shades darker than the rest of her body and her lipstick is the exact same shade as 1992’s Totally Hair Barbie. Instead of a makeup gun, it looks like she went with the makeup cannon. I understand was very popular with the whores back in Revolutionary times. Just like the minuet and syphilis!
Thank God for tits:

7 Comments, Comment or Ping
SoSheSaid
oxycodone is wrong with her face perhaps?
Sep 18th, 2008
Herman Bumfudle
nothing’s wrong with lindsay’s face.
Sep 19th, 2008
nordo
It’s just the White Oprah showing
Sep 19th, 2008
bobmaloogaloogaloogalooga
Good lord woman, get a bra! or a a better one at least.
Sep 19th, 2008
Jimmy Fedoosha
Beautiful titz - that Samantha Ronson is one lucky DUDE, and I do mean DUDE!
Sep 19th, 2008
AM'Z
I agree wit u JIMMY FEDOOSHA i swear on my life that sam is a dude!!
Oct 6th, 2008
Cassie
You sound like a jealous vindictive sort - who ever wrote the caption under the picture - calling anyone a whore just because of the way she looks (or dresses or undresses for that matter), is so hateful. I think she just wants to even out her skin tone - the freckle thing you know? And it always amazes me that the same T&A we drool over in a movie is so frowned upon in ‘real life’…. we are a double standard sort of mob aren’t we….? And one more thing…. I think people that make money off of ripping apart other people as seen in public should HAVE to have THEIR OWN photo along side anyone they are shredding to bits !
Oct 18th, 2008
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