Katie Holmes’ Broadway Debut Marred by Protestors
Tags: All My Sons, broadway, Katie Holmes, scientology

Although her play won’t officially open until October 16th, Katie Holmes began previews for her Broadway debut in All My Sons last night. On hand for Katie’s big night? A shitload of anti-Scientology protestors with masks and picket signs and presumably, a death wish. According to Us Weekly
Around 20 demonstrators (many in masks) staged a protest, shouting “Free Katie” and holding signs that screamed “How many more must die?” A demonstrator insisted, “We are not boycotting Katie, we are not boycotting the play - we are protesting Scientology. It is evil. Scientology kills people. It follows you home at night. It is perverted.”
But Holmes… seemed undeterred.
By “undeterred” they must have meant “stuck on autopilot.” I’m pretty sure it’s the only setting Katie’s allowed other than “ovulate” and “smile like you mean it.”

8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Meg
Um… excuse me. Am I the only one staring straight at that nipple? Is that a nipple? I’ll pretend it is.
Sep 19th, 2008
sonya
I spy Scientology nipple!
Sep 19th, 2008
sonya
You beat me to it, Meg.
Sep 19th, 2008
Meg
I am known for my legendary nipple hunting skills. Just this morning as I climbed out of bed I thought “I will be seeing some Scientology nipple today”. It’s a gift… really
Sep 19th, 2008
abby
Oh, it’s a nipple, alright. Or a really dark brown dinner plate.
Sep 19th, 2008
Meg
Damn dinner plates. Think they can go wherever they please.
Sep 19th, 2008
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Sep 19th, 2008
bionic bunny
it’s a xenip!
Sep 19th, 2008
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