Paris Hilton’s Dogs Eaten by Coyotes
Tags: coyotes, dogs, Paris Hilton
The NY Daily News claims Paris Hilton is “devastated” after losing two of her dogs to a coyote attack Wednesday night, but Page Six has a different version of events:
Paris Hilton has no one to blame but herself. Hilton - a “pet collector” who has more than 10 dogs, a monkey and other mammals in her menagerie - is a well-known nuisance in her Beverly Hills neighborhood, where she often ignores her dogs. Neighbors and paparazzi have found some of her pooches roaming the streets after she carelessly left the doors open and lost track of them. As for the attack, Hilton didn’t even find the dogs’ bodies until the next day - long after they should have been fed and accounted for.
This just goes to show that you really need to be specific when you say your prayers. When I prayed, “Oh, Lord, please find a way to kill those stupid Hilton bitches,” I should have made it clear I was talking about Paris and Nicky. Apparently God is a real stickler when it comes to semantics.
Portraits at Thompson Beverly Hills Hotel the day before the attack:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
missing-the-point
Even the coyotes seem to know Paris is too diseased to eat…
Sep 19th, 2008
sonya
At least the dogs are in a better place.
Sep 19th, 2008
bionic bunny
they probably begged the coyotes to eat them after being subjected to that wonky eye. brrrrr!
Sep 19th, 2008
AM'Z
she doesn’t look to upset!! I bet ‘daddy’ brought her new dogs and is now protesting against coyotes. *Ghag*
Oct 2nd, 2008
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