Sep 19, 2008

Tyra Banks is F@#%!ng Insane

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You know that feeling you get when you’re walking past a crazy hobo who’s spouting gibberish? That sort of panicked, where do I look oh God he’s making eye contact feeling? Well, now you can suffer through that feeling without the inconvenience of being outdoors, courtesy of America’s Next Top Model. Tyra Banks stars as princess Snow White, complete with poison apples, gay Prince Charming and “the Good Fierce Witch” as she introduces the makeover segment of the show (around the 3:30 mark). It’s as fucking insane as it sounds. All that’s missing is the stench of urine and Wild Irish Rose and maybe a shopping cart full of aluminum cans.

Post-makeover swimsuit shoot:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Syd

    I had to mute the TV. That voice she was using was *so* irritating.

    Sep 19th, 2008

  2. abby

    God, that bitch loves herself.

    Sep 19th, 2008

  3. bionic bunny

    i’d rather watch judge judy.

    Sep 19th, 2008

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