Erin Wasson is Shy

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Erin Wasson See-Through Dress

Good morning, campers.  It’s Sarah today.  Abby will be back tomorrow, as soon as the details of the extradition treaty are worked out.  So anyway… do you know who Erin Wasson is?  Yeah, I don’t really know either.  She’s some kind of model who also designs crap, apparently.  Whatever, no one cares.  Look, knickers!  These pictures are from the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party on Thursday night.  It’s nice to see someone FINALLY dressing appropriately at a party for teens.

I’m not sure what’s going on in her head area.  Her hair looks like she was dragged backward through the woods, and that makeup looks like it’s about three days old.  I can only imagine this situation arose when she woke up outside after falling off a balcony in her underpants and passing out in a shrubbery, and she was late for the party so she fashioned a dress out of some lace curtains in a funeral parlour window and stole some hiking boots off a stripper.  Or maybe she was just really, really high.  Either way, I have no explanation for that hideous purse.

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  1. Sprmcandy

    Killer legs, WOW.

  2. Maria

    Seriously? I hope you’re ironic…. She looks STUNNING!

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