Quickies: 9,000 Penises… and They’re all THIS BIG!
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Oprah is an idiot. (WWTDD)
Now that Britney’s hair is starting to grow back and she’s all sedate and boring, her record label would appreciate it if she would kindly go ballistic again. (IDLYITW)
Miley Cyrus to star in the Muppet Babies version of Sex & the City? (WIMB)
Halle Berry and her baby are cute as hell. (GabbyBabble)
Mischa Barton is wearing a terrifying Stevie Nicks costume. I guess no one told Mischa that Halloween is over a month away. (Popbytes)
Michael Lohan is still a retarded asshole hellbent on ruining his daughter’s happiness. (EvilBeet)
Who let Phoebe Price into the Emmys? (Go Fug Yourself)
Victoria Beckam would like you to believe she eats food now. (Cele|bitchy)
Despite giving birth only four months ago, Jessica Alba can still rock a bikini. This is good news for her, since that was pretty much the only thing she ever did well. (Egotastic)
Kim Kardashian’s ass + Leggings = Wardrobe Malfunction. (DrunkenStepfather)
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