Britney Gets the ‘Brush

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Britney Spears is finally starting to look a bit like her former self — the one before two babies and 9,000 gallons of frappucino — but hell if that’s Britney in the pictures above. Nine MSN says

The leaked artwork for upcoming single ‘Womanizer’ is so airbrushed, it makes Britney look positively [inhuman] - unless you’re a human with weirdly long stick legs and a dehydrated pinhead. It’s a new benchmark in badly Photoshopped celebs.

It’s nice to know Mariah Carey’s retoucher is still making the rounds! What with the uncertainty in today’s economy and all. I guess “realistic proportions” and “job security” are mutually exclusivefor a photoshop artist. Kinda like how “not being laid like ten miles of pipe” and “your mom” are mutually exclusive. Zing!

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  1. sonya

    Were they GOING for animatronic dominatrix?

    Bow DOWN to me, Cheeto poof!

  2. bionic bunny

    um, that’s a barbie doll.

    actually, i think animatronic dominatrix is the newest exhibit at epcot.

  3. YouAreWrong

    It’s actually fan art. Yeah, it’s fake. It’s Tyra Banks’ body from an antm shoot and brit’s head from shots in her Onyx hotel tour book…

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