Britney Gets the ‘Brush
Tags: airbrush, Britney Spears, photoshop, womanizer


Britney Spears is finally starting to look a bit like her former self — the one before two babies and 9,000 gallons of frappucino — but hell if that’s Britney in the pictures above. Nine MSN says
The leaked artwork for upcoming single ‘Womanizer’ is so airbrushed, it makes Britney look positively [inhuman] - unless you’re a human with weirdly long stick legs and a dehydrated pinhead. It’s a new benchmark in badly Photoshopped celebs.
It’s nice to know Mariah Carey’s retoucher is still making the rounds! What with the uncertainty in today’s economy and all. I guess “realistic proportions” and “job security” are mutually exclusivefor a photoshop artist. Kinda like how “not being laid like ten miles of pipe” and “your mom” are mutually exclusive. Zing!

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Were they GOING for animatronic dominatrix?
Bow DOWN to me, Cheeto poof!
Sep 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
um, that’s a barbie doll.
actually, i think animatronic dominatrix is the newest exhibit at epcot.
Sep 23rd, 2008
YouAreWrong
It’s actually fan art. Yeah, it’s fake. It’s Tyra Banks’ body from an antm shoot and brit’s head from shots in her Onyx hotel tour book…
Sep 24th, 2008
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