When you think “sexy hot celebrity catfight,” which two names come to mind? Is it Megan Fox and Jessica Alba? Angelina Jolie and Marissa Miller? Or maybe you’re more of a “Drew Barrymore and Kirsten Dunst” kind of guy who enjoys macramé and living in your mother’s basement. If you are, then today’s your lucky day — it seems that over the weekend, ex-girlfriend of Justin “I’m a Mac” Long Drew Barrymore and current girlfriend Kirsten Dunst both ended up backstage at Saturday Night Live, where things turned a little ugly. Well, uglier than they already are, and that’s sayin’ a lot. According to OK Magazine

Drew was on hand to hang with good pal Cameron Diaz, who was making a cameo, while Kirsten was there to cheer on her Spider-Man co-star James Franco, who had been given hosting duties for the week.

“Drew and Kirsten had a really awkward run-in,” one witness tells OK!. “James had to deflect the situation by making a joke and walking away with Kirsten while Drew then fumed about it to Cameron. But Kirsten didn’t want to be near her, so they stayed far away from each other the entire night.”

Keeping their distance was a complicated matter, as both actresses kept having to step outside for cigarette breaks.

So, ugly and boring! A title only previously held by Hilary Clinton and Carrot Top. I’m pretty sure the average person would be more aroused by The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe and milk farts. At least the Old Woman in the Shoe knew how to throw a fucking punch!

Kirsten at a Yankees game in New York last Monday: