Kim Kardashian is a GD Liar
Tags: Kim Kardashian, size, waist, website
Kim Kardashian has swallowed (ha ha) being called a lot of things — dummy, slut, human urinal — but one thing she won’t stomach is being called a liar. After several commenters on her website accused her lying about her waist size, Kim found a way to prove them all wrong. MSNBC says
“I am really sick and tired of people being so mean and nasty and assume I am lying,” she wrote, adding, “JUST FOR YOU NON-BELIEVERS, I WILL POST A VIDEO BLOG OF ME SHOWING YOU GUYS MY SIZE 27 JEANS LATER TONIGHT!”
True to her word, the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star filmed the tags from three pairs of her favorite jeans, and in order to head off any conspiracy theories before they began, Kim squeezed into each pair of dungarees for the camera.
You can watch the riveting video here. It takes her nearly half a minute and several jumps to get the first pair zipped and buttoned. You’d think she was putting on a goddamned wet suit or something. I’ve had leather pants go on with more ease. And just because you can wrangle a pair of stretched-out, pre-worn, 20% spandex jeans (the average spandex percentage in jeans is one or two percent, by the way) over your big fat ass does NOT make you a size 2. Just like my painting my face black and standing in the unemployment line in a football jersey does not make me a black person. It just makes me a white person who’s very likely to get subsidized living and a welfare check. There’s a big difference, people!
Her “size 2″ ass leaving the “Dancing With the Stars” rehearsal studios in L.A.:
30 Comments, Comment or Ping
abby
Just to put it out there, THAT WAS A JOKE.
Sep 23rd, 2008
sonya
I think you may have shocked everyone into silence. That, or the lines at the welfare office are long today.
Sep 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
readership is definitely down around here, girls. that should have prompted a LOT of righteous indignation!
Sep 23rd, 2008
d
God, I hate myself for watching that. Think I’ll go watch it again…
Sep 23rd, 2008
nice
nice job bigot. i am dumber having read your comment.
Sep 23rd, 2008
spatz
wow. those jeans are literally one or 2 sizes too small. if those are a 27 then she definitely is a size 30 at least. anybody can cram themselves into jeans that are 2 sizes too small, and stretched out from over use. doesn’t mean they fit.
and her jeans fitting are the least of her problems. she’s so gross.
Sep 23rd, 2008
Claudia
I don’ t find your depiction of black people funny. Shows how ignorant you are. I pity the fool (that is you, maybe you didn’ t get it).
Sep 24th, 2008
ALLISON
Seriously? You have nothing better to do than call Kim Kardashian out on the size of her ass and the fact that she says she’s a size two? So what if she isn’t? I mean, really, haven’t you anything more valuable to do with your time? Maybe work on reducing the size of your own ass?
Sep 24th, 2008
the dude
seriously? i’m a 24 or 25 and i weigh 97 pounds… this bitch must think that we’re all dumber than her… there’s no other way we could beieve this nonsense
Sep 25th, 2008
the dude
ahhh, i feel bad that she’s so insecure, that must suck…
Sep 25th, 2008
Dingles
Abby’s a heartless twat from way back. So the fact that she’s also racist shouldn’t surprise anyone.
Sep 25th, 2008
stopthehate
yea that little black comment was neither funny or appropiate and this is coming from a black person..what the fuck did that have to do with the story?
Oct 1st, 2008
AM'Z
OMG I saw a thing on E! where she freaks out ova the spiders!! That cheered up my day
Oct 2nd, 2008
k
wow….what a stupid article. im glad i wasted my time. also, if you are 24 or 25 and weight 97 pounds, you need to go see a doctor. or eat a sammich.
Mar 27th, 2009
Jules
why would anyone be ashamed they’re not a size 2? Jesus.
Apr 26th, 2009
lisa
no it would make you a racist bigoted fucking little bitch who thinks she’s funny. and i’m black and from the looks of your obviously limited intelligence and lack of anything more productive to do then harp on kim kardashian’s ass, you and your whole redneck trailer park trash meth taking family will be on welfare before i will.
May 9th, 2009
babsy
this fat plastic lying hippo is full of lies really. she’s fake from top to bottom and she wont stop lying about it no matter how obvious it is. hey kim if you’re so real, how about go take an x ray or ultra sound ‘live’ to show us there’re no silicone bags under ur chest and especially under ur smelly butt? and i didn’t no noses and eyes and lips change shape every 3 months!
listen miss fake’o plastic fatty, every girl can look like that too if they spent as much money and did as many jobs as you!!!!
so shut ur lip job and get lost !!
at least if u admitted all this ppl wouldn’t hate u that much.
May 12th, 2009
ghty
kim kardashian’s smelly bum hole.
Aug 27th, 2009
Buster Bobko
Naked Kim Kardashian really sexy in homemade video
Free video here:
http://kim-kardashian-tape.blogspot.com/?id=54508133&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
lol
I love kim!!!!!! But I healla don’t believe she’s a size two!!!!! I’m really small ,I don’t have big hips, I have a really small waist n I don’t have half kims ass n I don’t even wear a size two my cuzin does n she’s bone skinny kims a whale compared to he
Oct 15th, 2009
Deeswi
I happen to think that Kim K. is beautiful no matter what size she is, that goes for her mother and sisters too. No need to prove yourself to us girl, you give a lot of women great ideas with style. I too am 5’3 and have a booty so Keep positng Kim, I love it!!
Nov 25th, 2009
Lisa
being unkind is a useless way to spend your life, I would be grateful if I had her beautiful body and most anybody who wants their jeans to have a a nice tight fit must squeeze in. She is what she says she is, it’s no one elses right or business to involve themselves otherwise. Go work on yourself, you will find that you have less negative things to say about others because you will feel too happy with your own advancements.
Dec 22nd, 2009
Oscar T.
Finally the truth of it all. Kim who’s the big , the big , the BIG O. Sweet Kim.(OMONEY)
Dec 28th, 2009
ali
I don’t think she was saying she was a size 2 (26) but said she had one pair of jeans in a size 26. She says that she normally is a size 27 which is a 4. I can see why people would assume she was thicker from pictures like the bathing suit one above, but remember she is still a small girl at 5’2″. Now is she was that thick and say, 5’6 then yea she would probably be closer to a 6 or 8. But really, who cares? Let he be whatever size she wants to be. She looks amazing. And also, skinny jeans are MADE to be worn super tight almost like leggings. That is the style and how they are intended to look. Even a 00 has to wiggle to get into them. My sister is a 00 without an ounce of fat and even she has to maneuver into her jeans.
Feb 2nd, 2010
lany
get over yourself and stop hating. if she says she’s a size 2 or 4 its her business, who the fuck are you to say she’s not? YOU’RE a joke. (:
Oct 5th, 2010
jim bob
fine if u wanna hate on kim k…but i don’t see what that black comment had to do with the issue. it seems so out of place…like the the next thing in line for you to hate on after kim k is black ppl. how sad… and im sure there are many other races and ethnicities standing in the welfare line.
well so much for the freedom of speech…but i think it should be used with some discretion…after all the millions of black ppl that are not in the welfare lines search the internet too.
Nov 20th, 2010
daveyP
Kim Karashian is a two faced lier and fat ass.
This chick has a severe persoanlity order and thinks she is some godess.
She is one of the most fake tv personalities out there today and is a no talent idiot like all the Karashians.
Her dad must be rolling over in his grave the poor man and only Karashian to have ever had scruples.
Get a life Kim, your gig is up.
Jun 16th, 2011
Markymark2112
Kims father had scruples lofl What are you talking about the man was O.J. Simpsons lawyer who he helped beat a couple murder charges after he nearly cut Nicoles head completely off with a pocket knife oh yeah he had scruples. I dont see how anyone finds this fat, hairy, slutty fame whore attractive. Look at that ass is disgusting she should be hiding it not showing it off. Just wait 5 years and I bet she will have the shape of the Mcdonalds character Grimace.
Jul 13th, 2011
Micke
Number one: I am 120 pounds at 5’8″ which means I am very skinny with small hips. I fit into a size 3 to 5. Her saying she fits size 27 which is smaller than a 3 is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous! Her body is great but she could at least be bloody well honest about her size. I estimate about a size 9. YES, A NINE. My sis has the same body but a smaller bum and she is a 7 to a 9. With that wide of hips and that large of a bum, there is no way in hell she is a size 2. If I am tiny and am still a 3 there is no no way she is telling the truth. She has a great bod and she should tell her real size and be damn proud of it because then the rest of the women out there who are a size 7 to9 can feel good about themselves. Give it up Kim. We all know you are absolutely not a size 2.
Nov 17th, 2011
Micke
And I personally thought that racist comment was ridiculous and outrageous. Have some damn respect! We aint living in the 1920′s here. Black, Asian, Spanish, white, it makes no difference, there is a larger percent of white people on welfare if you do your research! And anyone who is saying she is fat and dissing her is crazy. She is good looking yes but a liar. Still why are people so vicious. Have love for others, not hate. This world will only continue to be bad because of ppl like this who have nothing better to do with their time but dis up others to make their own self feel good. You get a life!
Nov 17th, 2011
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